Aziz is Bored

District 9 - Full Trailer Check this shit out.

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:36:08 -0400

District 9 - Full Trailer

Check this shit out.

Buy Eastbound & Down: The Complete First Season on DVD

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:27:57 -0400

Buy Eastbound & Down: The Complete First Season on DVD: Go buy this DVD now and support really awesome comedy.

www.LaughYourDickOff.com

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:56:54 -0400

www.LaughYourDickOff.com:

Visit the official homepage of RAAAAAAAANDY, my character from Funny People.

Check out the soundboard, learn about Randy’s passion for helping Darfur, and more!

Jason Woliner and I also created a whole video series/documentary about Randy that will debut on the site in some form in the coming weeks.

Here are the shoe’s I’m wearing for the...

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:43:32 -0400

Here are the shoe’s I’m wearing for the “Randy” portion of my standup DVD/special taping tomorrow. If Mr. Woliner and I are able to achieve what we have in mind, I will be very excited!

The set for Kanye’s new European tour looks incredible!

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:32:50 -0400

The set for Kanye’s new European tour looks incredible!

"Its like a movie screen taking a really boring robot filled shit on your face for 2 and a half..."

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:53:48 -0400

““Its like a movie screen taking a really boring robot filled shit on your face for 2 and a half hours.””

- Aziz Ansari’s Transfomers 2 Revenge of the Fallen Review

Great Michael Jackson Story...

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:47:35 -0400

From Drew at HitFix.com via NYMag.com:

“This was the week that “Home Alone” had just been released on laserdisc, and so we’d been playing the movie on an endless loop at the store, over and over and over, and we were all sick of it at that point. That’s important because when Michael showed up, he had a guest with him. Macaulay Culkin.

My manager … was on the phone with a friend, and as Michael went to look around and shop, Macaulay stopped, listening to Anthony as he ranted. ” … and if I have to watch that movie again, I’m going to stab my own eyes out. Seriously. That kid … it’s like he’s haunting me. I go home, and all I can hear when I’m trying to go to sleep is him taunting Pesci and Stern, and I wish there was a cut of the film where they caught him. That’s what I’d watch.”

By that point, it was obvious what he was talking about, so Macaulay settled in to wait for Anthony to turn around. Michael noticed what was going on. Finally, Anthony turned around, and there was Macaulay, right behind him, hands on his face just like on the “Home Alone” cover, and as all of us, Michael included, burst into laughter. That moment, watching Michael trying not to laugh as we all waited for Anthony to figure out what was going on, was the least guarded thing I saw from him.”

Paul’s stories from Pirahna 3-D are some of the craziest,...

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:04:20 -0400

Paul’s stories from Pirahna 3-D are some of the craziest, funniest things I’ve ever heard. I’m sure this article will not disappoint.

paulscheer:

Here’s a really fun interview I did with Hunter Stephenson of /Film

hunterstephenson:

Exclusive: Hunter Stephenson Interviews Paul Scheer on Next Year’s Piranha 3-D, Its Surprising Connection to Jaws, Rambo-level Gore, and Nude Wild Wild Girls

/Film: In real life, the U.S. government has been ousted for breeding super-piranhas and dumping them into Lake Havasu to control the guido and Gotti populations. Is that the scenario in the movie?

Paul Scheer: [laughs] Here’s the thing: everyone is like “This a very original idea for a horror movie.” But it’s really not. The movie is actually a really effective PSA made by the government to let everyone know that piranhas really exist. And from this PSA, based on what I’ve seen, l can tell you that the piranhas and the government do not like people who wear Ed Hardy. People who wear Ed Hardy in this movie get attacked more ferociously than anyone else. And in Lake Havasu, you see a lot of hardcore dudes there with tatts and dyed-blonde hair and they fucking carry guns on their person. [laughs] So, it’s crazy because Alex Aja has such a great eye—especially for a French guy—he really gets spring break [in the U.S.]. He captures it perfectly, and it’s unbelievable.

Michael Jackson - Billie Jean (Live at Motown 25) Easily one of...

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:35:42 -0400

Michael Jackson - Billie Jean (Live at Motown 25)

Easily one of the best live performances ever.

My Cousin Darwish Reviews Transformers 2!

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:15:32 -0400

My cousin Darwish saw Transformers 2, I IM’d him for his thoughts:

Aziz: how was transformers dar?
Dar: omg
Dar: its really good
Aziz: really?
Dar: yeah, idk y reviews arent good
Aziz: what’s so good about it?
Dar: shia labeouf just doing his thing
Aziz: what’d you think about the little racist black transformer twins?
Dar: o those guys were hilarious
Aziz: it didn’t seem racist?
Dar: not really
Dar: just having fun

Triumph Visits Bonnaroo Of course, this is fucking hilarious....

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:48:00 -0400

Triumph Visits Bonnaroo

Of course, this is fucking hilarious. Seriously, watch this whole thing, so good.

Really Yahoo? THIS is the most important story of the day?!

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:24:46 -0400

Really Yahoo? THIS is the most important story of the day?!

Recipe: Square One Dining's French toast - LA Times (Best French Toast I've Ever Had)

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:03:22 -0400

Recipe: Square One Dining's French toast - LA Times (Best French Toast I've Ever Had) : For some reason, this article from February ‘08 featuring the french toast recipe from Square One (on of my top LA brunch spots) is the MOST viewed article on the LA Times today. Wait, I know the reason, ITS THE BEST FUCKING FRENCH TOAST EVER. (You gotta get the bourbon pecans and vanilla whipped cream topping though)

NEW CLIPSE FEATURING KERI HILSON! EYES ON ME! PRODUCED BY THE...

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 02:10:00 -0400

NEW CLIPSE FEATURING KERI HILSON! EYES ON ME! PRODUCED BY THE NEPTUNES!!

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Update: Audio fixed, my fault)

(via nahright)

(Double Update: NOT the official version. Mastered verison yet to come.)

Clipse - Virginia (Lost Woods) As long as we doing Zelda shit...

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:39:00 -0400

Clipse - Virginia (Lost Woods)

As long as we doing Zelda shit today, check out this sick Clipse remix by Team Teamwork.

(Here’s a link for more stuff by these dudes - http://teamteamwork.bandcamp.com - including the whole Ocarina of Rhyme mixtape)

This should be the most viewed video on YouTube ever. Thank you...

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:04:14 -0400

This should be the most viewed video on YouTube ever. Thank you Aniz (@SouthCackNeezy).

"I said to the girl, ‘Hey, was it good for you, too?’ And she said, ‘Well, I guess..."

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:37:47 -0400

““I said to the girl, ‘Hey, was it good for you, too?’ And she said, ‘Well, I guess it’ll get better eventually.’ Sadly, she wasn’t right. It wasn’t better for her or any of the women who subsequently agreed to sleep with me.””

- Judd Apatow in Playboy this month

A CLIP FROM THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: RE-DO starring...

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:51:48 -0400

A CLIP FROM THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME:

RE-DO starring GEORGE SIMMONS!!!

Convo with my Brother

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:16:05 -0400

Aniz: bro
Aniz: this is fucked up
Aniz: They wouldn’t take Marco’s blood at the blood drive cause he was gay
Aniz: He’s school president
Aniz: he arranged the whole event
Aziz: WHOOOOOA! WHAT???!
Aziz: is there a news article linking to this?
Aniz: Oh
Aniz: I’m talkin about whats going on in the episode of Degrassi I’m watching

One of my absolute favorite places in LA, the Taco Zone Taco...

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:57:00 -0400

One of my absolute favorite places in LA, the Taco Zone Taco Truck in Echo Park, was attacked by vandals last week and some friends are throwing together this benefit to help the kind ladies at Taco Zone. Please go and show your support!

NOTE: To be clear, I am not performing on this show unfortunately, because I had a scheduling conflict.