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Louis CK’s Last Chance (NSFW)

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:50:20 -0500

Louis CK’s Last Chance (NSFW)

DJ Khaled McCafe commercial

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:30:20 -0500

DJ Khaled McCafe commercial:

God damn it. These Khaled McCafe commercials are too good. Just go listen. Please.

(via davidcho)

Artifacts - Wrong Side of Da Tracks Looking for beats for a top...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Artifacts - Wrong Side of Da Tracks

Looking for beats for a top secret project. This may be one of em. Forgot how good this jam is.

Apatow, Universal pick up pitches - Ansari, Woliner score with trio of comedy concepts

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:41:00 -0500

Apatow, Universal pick up pitches - Ansari, Woliner score with trio of comedy concepts:

I’m very excited to announce that Jason Woliner and I have sold 3 movies to Judd Apatow and Universal! I am attached to star and Jason will direct.

One idea is tentatively titled “Let’s Do This” and is a road movie about two guys that work for a motivational speaking company.

Another idea is about two disgraced astronauts who have to go back to space to clear their names.

And the other idea is a movie based around Randy, my character from “Funny People.”

We’re currently working on all three ideas now and haven’t decided which we will go with first.

Needless to say, we are very excited to be working with Judd on these projects. Unfortunately, this does however put Jason and I’s plan to remake Short Circuit 2 (with myself playing the Michael McKean role in a revolutionary new makeup technique called “peachface”) on hold indefinitely.

Neutral Milk Hotel - Two Headed Boy (Live at Knitting Factory on...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Neutral Milk Hotel - Two Headed Boy (Live at Knitting Factory on 03.07.98)

Wow. What a performance. Somebody convince Jeff Mangum to do music again please.

Dear People Magazine, Aziz Ansari, Maxwell, and John Stamos...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Dear People Magazine,

Aziz Ansari, Maxwell, and John Stamos here. Thanks for including us in your Sexiest Man Alive issue. Coincidentally, in addition to being the sexiest men of our respective ages, we are also best friends. Maxwell brought the magazine to brunch over the weekend and we all got a nice kick out of it. So thank you. Sincerely,

Aziz Ansari, Maxwell, and John Stamos

Will Arnett Coming to Parks and Recreation! - E! Online

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:57:06 -0500

Will Arnett Coming to Parks and Recreation! - E! Online:

I am biased, but yes, this is going to be very awesome.

The greatest TV show of all time. brettgelman: Why would any...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:52:52 -0500

The greatest TV show of all time.

brettgelman:

Why would any American not watch this? The truth yall.

atencio:

The 100 Greatest Lines from The Wire

I mean, I can’t not post this, right? (via Pat Healy)

This is the DOPEST SCARF EVER. Pockets that are perfect for...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:25:00 -0500

This is the DOPEST SCARF EVER. Pockets that are perfect for storing your iPod, your phone, or a substantial amount of cocaine. Available in several different colors also. Order it here.

via www.hypebeast.com

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Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:36:42 -0500

Lil Wayne - “The Carter” (Sundance) Documentary...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:45:05 -0500

Lil Wayne - “The Carter” (Sundance) Documentary Trailer

Saw this the other night and I can’t recommend it enough. Very fascinating. I’m off to go make some beaucoup money.

Buy Tickets to "Inside Parks and Recreation" at The Paley Center for Media this Saturday at 7PM in LA

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:15:57 -0500

Buy Tickets to "Inside Parks and Recreation" at The Paley Center for Media this Saturday at 7PM in LA:

Saturday, November 14, 2009, 7:00 pm PT, Los Angeles

In Person
Amy Poehler, “Leslie Knope”
Aziz Ansari, “Tom Haverford”
Paul Schneider, “Mark Brendanowicz”
Nick Offerman, “Ron Swanson”
Greg Daniels, Cocreator/Executive Producer
Michael Schur, Cocreator/Executive Producer
Additional panelists to be announced.

Can’t beat City Hall? Come join them instead, as Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler) and the rest of the Pawnee, Indiana, Parks and Recreation department, now in their second season, and finally having filled in the abandoned construction pit, visit the Paley Center to talk about their half-hour weekly mockumentary on NBC.

Click the link above for tickets.

Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening Hour standup...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:10:00 -0500

Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening

Hour standup special debuts January 17th on Comedy Central.

CD/LP and DVD arrive January 19th wherever fine products are sold.

Click here to read more about the album/special and about upcoming episodes of Parks and Recreation, including details on our trip to “The Glitter Factory” on EW.com.

Jason Woliner may have started the best Tumblr ever. Faces of...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:58:55 -0500

Jason Woliner may have started the best Tumblr ever. Faces of Old Dogs. This is probably my top face so far.

Hopefully Jason can sell this idea as a coffee table book to coincide with either the release of Old Dogs on DVD or Old Dogs 2: Pups on the Loose* in theatres.

Click below for more:

facesofolddogs

*That’s the title I hope they go with anyway.

Is it weird that I’m so psyched to be ranked higher than...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:51:18 -0500

Is it weird that I’m so psyched to be ranked higher than Tim Riggins on this list?? HAHAHAH! “Clear eyes! Full hearts! Can’t lose!” Oh wait, you did lose! TO ME RIGGINS!! HAHAHAH!

Snuff Box - Boyfriend Scenes I’m doing a fun email...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:33:11 -0500

Snuff Box - Boyfriend Scenes

I’m doing a fun email interview with the dudes from Animal Collective and they reminded me of this awesome clip from the British sketch show Snuff Box. So good.

Paul Scheer and I Host R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet this Saturday, Nov. 7th at UCB-LA

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:16:29 -0500

Paul Scheer and I Host R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet this Saturday, Nov. 7th at UCB-LA:

Click the link above to make reservations. This show is very fun. You should check it out.

This Halloween I used advanced CGI to be Aziz Ansari during the...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:26:05 -0500

This Halloween I used advanced CGI to be Aziz Ansari during the late stages of Benjamin Button Disease.

LL Cool J and Elmo - Addition Expedition Yes, LL Cool J on...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:31:42 -0500

LL Cool J and Elmo - Addition Expedition

Yes, LL Cool J on Sesame Street is just as ridiculous and awesome as you could hope it to be.

I'm doing Comedy Death Ray on November 3rd at UCB-LA. Click here to reserve tickets.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:47:08 -0400

I'm doing Comedy Death Ray on November 3rd at UCB-LA. Click here to reserve tickets.:

This will be a special show I’m recording for a bonus feature on my upcoming standup DVD. Should be fun.