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The Tom Haverford Method: How to Shock and Awe the Ladies The...

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:00:00 -0500

The Tom Haverford Method: How to Shock and Awe the Ladies

The NBC promo department started making these really great character centric promos. Definitely check out Ron and April’s too.

“Why I am late for this important meeting? I’m...

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:17:31 -0500

“Why I am late for this important meeting? I’m sorry… I was about to leave my house when I saw this weird looking kid on an early 90s sitcom and I just had to find out what he looks like now. You understand right? No?”

Dear Internet, More GIFs of Jerry please. Thanks.

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:51:04 -0500

Dear Internet,

More GIFs of Jerry please.

Thanks.

Comedian Aziz Ansari Shares His Playlist - AOL Radio Blog

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 10:00:00 -0500

Comedian Aziz Ansari Shares His Playlist - AOL Radio Blog:

I’m very excited about this playlist, I think you’ll like it. After each track, I provide a Recommended activity to do while listening to the song. For example:

8) Neon Indian: ‘Deadbeat Summer’

Recommended: Eat a weed caramel and then try to convince your neighbor to invest in your new business idea — a DVD player that always has two DVDs in it — ‘Terminator 2’ and ‘Die Hard.’

Aziz Ansari: Fresh Air on NPR

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:31:46 -0500

Aziz Ansari: Fresh Air on NPR:

Aziz Ansari joins Terry Gross for a conversation about his career, his DVD and what exactly the made-up word “tatties” might mean.

I am very proud to have that description of my interview written up on NPR.org. Listen to the interview by clicking the link above.

Turntable Lab Interview: Aziz Ansari

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:39:00 -0500

Turntable Lab Interview: Aziz Ansari:

One of my favorite interviews I’ve done in a while for the good folks over at Turntable Lab. You can order my album on Vinyl and DVD over there and support one of my absolute favorite places to buy music and other weird shit. The interview starts off with some nerdy turntable talk but we delve into important topics right away:

Any career tips for HUSTLERS?

Never stop hustlin’. When you feel like quitting the hustle, start hustling harder. When you’ve hustled harder and you’re like, “Ok, I can take a break from hustling.” Then.. YOU HUSTLE EVEN HARDER.

Indulge the blog readers for a sec: along the similar lines: You’ve made it. Any specific times/occurances where you thought: damn, I’m famous.

When Diddy and I were riding jetski’s side by side in tuxedo’s and jumped into a hot tub full of Ciroc, champagne, and Asian women.

There was also that time I beat 50 Cent at an arm wrestling competition at Fabolous’ house.

Also, I feel famous every time I walk into a Planet Hollywood and am seated IMMEDIATELY, line or no line. When you can get seated quickly at Planet Hollywood, then you are famous son.

Click the link for the full interview.

Aziz Ansari - Interview - Time Out New York

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 09:37:34 -0500

Aziz Ansari - Interview - Time Out New York:

Since this is our Singles issue, got any hilarious dating stories you want to share?

I’ll answer this as Randy: “Good: Yeah, I met this girl at Whole Foods and we got our fuck on all night long. Bad: One time I got peanut butter all over my dick!”

Click here to read the rest.

Aziz Ansari | DVD | Interview | The A.V. Club

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:39:04 -0500

Aziz Ansari | DVD | Interview | The A.V. Club :

Here’s a link to an interview I did with The Onion AV Club. We discuss many things including the world famous food club I started with Eric Wareheim and Jason Woliner and also the time Quentin Tarantino yelled ‘Raaaaaaaandy!’ at me.

BREAKING BAD IS BACK MARCH 21ST. Pretty sure its the best TV...

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 03:55:06 -0500

BREAKING BAD IS BACK MARCH 21ST.

Pretty sure its the best TV show I’ve seen since “The Wire.” If you ain’t up on it, you should be.

Parks and Recreation Renewed for a Third Season

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:03:00 -0500

Parks and Recreation Renewed for a Third Season :

In case you didn’t see it on Twitter, we got picked up for a third season. New episodes start this week! Not to get you overhyped, but I think the next streak of episodes is pretty killer.

My hotel breakfast pre-order menu had a special instructions...

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:11:54 -0500

My hotel breakfast pre-order menu had a special instructions section. Unfortunately, they did not follow through on mine.

Apple In Store in NY (SoHo) (updated)

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:05:26 -0500

Apple In Store in NY (SoHo) (updated):

Meet the Actor: Aziz Ansari, “Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening”

Join comedian and actor Aziz Ansari as he discusses his one hour comedy special, “Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening.” February 2, 7:00 p.m.

Updates:

1) This event will be moderated by the amazing Kristen Schaal.

2) This will be done at 8PM. Lost is at 9PM. I’m not missing Lost!!!

Caribou - Odessa

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 02:19:12 -0500

Caribou - Odessa

What Paul said. Amen. paulscheer: This is one of the best...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:46:15 -0500

What Paul said. Amen.

paulscheer:

This is one of the best things I’ve seen in a long time. Check out this ridiculous violent and amazingly insane intro video for an Alaskan College Hockey Team.

This is most violent polar bear I’ve ever seen.

Apple In-Store Q and A in NY at the Soho location on Tuesday, February 2nd

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:45:07 -0500

Apple In-Store Q and A in NY at the Soho location on Tuesday, February 2nd:

Join comedian and actor Aziz Ansari as he discusses his one hour comedy special, “Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening.” February 2, 7:00 p.m.

Lucky Seven Trailer (via Edgar Wright’s MySpace)

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:29:48 -0500

Lucky Seven Trailer (via Edgar Wright’s MySpace)

The Tammys - Egyptian Shumba Wanted to include this on my iTunes...

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 15:39:58 -0500

The Tammys - Egyptian Shumba

Wanted to include this on my iTunes playlist, but they didn’t have this track on iTunes. Enjoy.

Aziz Ansari - iTunes Celebrity Playlist

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 15:27:05 -0500

Aziz Ansari - iTunes Celebrity Playlist:

I made one of those playlists for Apple. I hope you like it.

If I see a chubby little kid in the YouTube still frame, you...

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:24:41 -0500

If I see a chubby little kid in the YouTube still frame, you best believe that shit is getting reblogged.

nickkroll:

someone: hey nick, what would most likely make your brain explode?
me: oh, probably that Mini Daddy video.
robhuebel:

(via Robyn Von Swank)

Beach House - Silver Soul My favorite of album of 2010 thus far...

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:23:07 -0500

Beach House - Silver Soul

My favorite of album of 2010 thus far by a long shot.