Aziz is Bored

Jason Woliner may have started the best Tumblr ever. Faces of...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:58:55 -0500

Jason Woliner may have started the best Tumblr ever. Faces of Old Dogs. This is probably my top face so far.

Hopefully Jason can sell this idea as a coffee table book to coincide with either the release of Old Dogs on DVD or Old Dogs 2: Pups on the Loose* in theatres.

Click below for more:

facesofolddogs

*That’s the title I hope they go with anyway.

Is it weird that I’m so psyched to be ranked higher than...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:51:18 -0500

Is it weird that I’m so psyched to be ranked higher than Tim Riggins on this list?? HAHAHAH! “Clear eyes! Full hearts! Can’t lose!” Oh wait, you did lose! TO ME RIGGINS!! HAHAHAH!

Snuff Box - Boyfriend Scenes I’m doing a fun email...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:33:11 -0500

Snuff Box - Boyfriend Scenes

I’m doing a fun email interview with the dudes from Animal Collective and they reminded me of this awesome clip from the British sketch show Snuff Box. So good.

Paul Scheer and I Host R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet this Saturday, Nov. 7th at UCB-LA

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:16:29 -0500

Paul Scheer and I Host R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet this Saturday, Nov. 7th at UCB-LA:

Click the link above to make reservations. This show is very fun. You should check it out.

This Halloween I used advanced CGI to be Aziz Ansari during the...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:26:05 -0500

This Halloween I used advanced CGI to be Aziz Ansari during the late stages of Benjamin Button Disease.

LL Cool J and Elmo - Addition Expedition Yes, LL Cool J on...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:31:42 -0500

LL Cool J and Elmo - Addition Expedition

Yes, LL Cool J on Sesame Street is just as ridiculous and awesome as you could hope it to be.

I'm doing Comedy Death Ray on November 3rd at UCB-LA. Click here to reserve tickets.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:47:08 -0400

I'm doing Comedy Death Ray on November 3rd at UCB-LA. Click here to reserve tickets.:

This will be a special show I’m recording for a bonus feature on my upcoming standup DVD. Should be fun.

Subtle Sexuality - Male Primadonna Mindy Kaling’s...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:54:47 -0400

Subtle Sexuality - Male Primadonna

Mindy Kaling’s webshorts for “The Office” are hilarious. Check out this awesome video and go to SubtleSexuality.com for more.

UPDATE: LINK FIXED.

WATCH THIS! KROLL AND SCHEER BOTH ON ONE SHOW!!...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:22:51 -0400

WATCH THIS! KROLL AND SCHEER BOTH ON ONE SHOW!! YES!!!

paulscheer:

Set Your Tivo’s Tonight for THE LEAGUE - THURSDAYS 10:30PM on FX.

I think this review from THE SALT LAKE CITY PAPER DESERET NEWS tells you more about the show than anything I could write.

“It’s astonishing that something this downright dirty could be on basic cable. “The League” is actually dirtier than most of the shows on HBO and Showtime.

A little more nudity and a few f-bombs, and this would be the dirtiest show on TV.Actually, even without the full-frontal nudity and f-bombs this is certainly one of the dirtiest shows on TV.

It’s no exaggeration to tell you that the dialogue in “The League” is actually more crude than the dialogue in pay-cable shows. The only show that even compares in terms of content is HBO’s sex-therapy series, “Tell Me You Love Me.”There are so many examples of crude sexual terms in “The League” that it’s, well, unbelievable.

In the first 45 seconds of Thursday’s premiere, there are multiple uses of a crude term that I can’t even allude to in a family newspaper — and, believe it or not, it’s what a father is saying to his infant. And there’s a bit of nudity. In the first 45 seconds. Not just talking about it, either. Proving that you can be graphic without showing body parts, there’s a sex scene in the pilot that — once again — I can’t even begin to describe for you because it’s so crude. But the show makes it crystal clear what’s going on beneath the sheets.

What’s even more astonishing is that “The League” involves children. Not just the danger that children might watch the show, but children in the show.

Hey, I watch TV for a living. I watch the shows on the pay-cable networks. And my jaw literally dropped watching the first couple of episodes of “The League.”

The next time some politician proposes regulating basic cable content the way broadcast TV is regulated, clips of “The League” will be front-and-center.”

Jimmy Kimmel and Melissa Joan Hart If you told me the rest of my...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:44:36 -0400

Jimmy Kimmel and Melissa Joan Hart

If you told me the rest of my day would be spent just watching this clip over and over and laughing hysterically, I would be fine with that.

jj - Ecstasy This song is a ridiculously addictive and weird....

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:39:40 -0400

jj - Ecstasy

This song is a ridiculously addictive and weird. Gotta love it.

The Ultimate Warrior on the Arsenio Hall Show Randomly stumbled...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:50:29 -0400

The Ultimate Warrior on the Arsenio Hall Show

Randomly stumbled on to this gem last night. Fast forward to :45 when the Warrior comes on and proceeds to just define the term going apeshit.

20 Questions for Aziz Ansari - Chicago Tribune/Pop Matters

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:16:00 -0400

20 Questions for Aziz Ansari - Chicago Tribune/Pop Matters:

4. “Star Trek” or “Star Wars”?

“Star Wars.” I have to admit when I see the “”Star Wars” version” of things I do get a little excited. You know what I’m talking about? Like the Call of Duty mods that let you play the game as StormTroopers? That would have been dope on “Goldeneye” for Nintendo 64.

Speaking of which, why isn’t “Goldeneye” on Xbox Live? Rare and Microsoft need to figure that out or someone needs to make a bootleg version somehow. Wait, what’s that sound? Oh, it’s the sound of any girl that was interested in sleeping with me changing her mind.

Click above to read the other 16.

paulscheer: CHECK OUT Tonight’s Parks & Recreation. I play...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:27:34 -0400

paulscheer:

CHECK OUT Tonight’s Parks & Recreation. I play Keef Slertner a KaBOOM! project Manager that inspires Leslie to be more active in fixing the pit. Make sure you watch till the very end for something insane and awesome.

Want another reason to watch…I breakdance.

TONIGHT on NBC (Thursday, Oct. 22nd 8:30/7:30c)

Little Room Comedy at the Little Room at Largo

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Little Room Comedy at the Little Room at Largo
Wednesday, October 21st at 10PM (Doors at 9:30PM) [DATE CORRECTED, I APOLOGIZE]
366 N. La Cienega Blvd.
$5 and 2 drink minimum

Paul F. Tompkins
Aziz Ansari
Kyle Kinane
Harris Wittles
and MORE!

Call 310-855-0350 to make reservations.

Only about 50 seats in the little room, so if you want a ticket - call Largo now to make a reservation. (We won’t upgrade to the large room).

AND JUST TO GET ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM - DESPITE THE RUMORS THE YING YANG TWINS WILL NOT BE PERFORMING AT THIS SHOW. I REPEAT THE YING YANG TWINS WILL NOT BE PERFORMING AT THIS SHOW. SO ALL YOU YING YANG FANS, STOP EMAILING ME ABOUT A ‘SURPRISE’ YING YANG TWINS SET. ITS NOT HAPPENING.

UPDATE: SERIOUSLY, THE YING YANG FORUMS WILL NOT STOP BUZZING ABOUT A SURPRISE YING YANG TWINS PERFORMANCE AT THIS SHOW. HOW CAN I BE CLEARER HERE? THE “MORE” DOES NOT INCLUDE THE YING YANG TWINS. THIS IS A COMEDY SHOW. THERE IS NO CHANCE OF A ‘SURPRISE DROPIN’ FROM EITHER YING YANG TWIN. IF YOU COME TO THIS SHOW TO SEE THE YING YANG TWINS, YOU WILL BE SORELY DISAPPOINTED. (UNLESS YOU HAVE AN OPEN MIND AND/OR ENJOY STANDUP COMEDY IN WHICH CASE YOU WILL HOPEFULLY BE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED, ALTHOUGH STILL A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED BASED ON HOW BIG A YING YANG TWINS FAN YOU ARE AND HOW EXCITED YOU WERE FOR A POTENTIAL SURPRISE PERFORMANCE FROM THE YING YANG TWINS.)

Kanye West and Spike Jonze - We Were Once a Fairy Tale Wow, even...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:37:39 -0400

Kanye West and Spike Jonze - We Were Once a Fairy Tale

Wow, even more delightfully strange and amazing than you could have hoped. Excellent.

HOLY. SHIT. davidcho: Balloon Boy says: “We did this for the...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:55:57 -0400

HOLY. SHIT.

davidcho:

Balloon Boy says: “We did this for the show…”

This kid’s dad looks insane, after this video goes viral on the internet, Balloon Boy is going to wish that he was in that balloon.

Balloon Boy and the Boys - Pussified (via wwtdd.com) Ok the only...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:56:00 -0400

Balloon Boy and the Boys - Pussified (via wwtdd.com)

Ok the only thing more bazaar than the fact that he was thought to be trapped in a weird balloon for hours on end was that the Balloon Boy was on WifeSwap and made this very strange rap video called “Pussified.” THIS IS VERY REAL AND VERY WEIRD. The only thing that could make this better was if the kid was Curtis, the “bacon is good for me” kid.

Aziz Ansari Discusses a Night Out with Kanye West and Jay-Z on...

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:40:00 -0400

Aziz Ansari Discusses a Night Out with Kanye West and Jay-Z on Letterman (10/13/09)

I never thought I’d get props from David Letterman and Chester from Linkin Park in one day, but my dream came true.

Digg It!

I'll be a guest on the Late Show with David Letterman on Tuesday, October 13th. Bill Clinton, please don't bump me again.

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:11:34 -0400

I'll be a guest on the Late Show with David Letterman on Tuesday, October 13th. Bill Clinton, please don't bump me again.:

Very excited for this!