Voicemail Indian Dudes with Beards Across America Are Getting

My friend Neel, who is in an Indian dude with a beard, got this voicemail from a good friend he has known since college:

“Hey Neel, sorry to call you so early on a Saturday morning, but I was just in a cab and saw the preview for that new NBC show Parks and Recreation. I can’t believe you’re starring in it with Amy Poehler! Why didn’t you tell me?? When did you start acting! Anyway, so excited for you, it looks amazing!”
In all fairness, I once saw a photo of Neel on Flickr passed out a party, and was pretty certain it was actually me for about 30 seconds and that I couldn’t remember the party.