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March 25
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Latest “24” IM Conversation with Harris

My little cousin Harris is a HUGE “24” fan. I like to chat with him on IM about the episodes. Here’s our latest chat:

Aziz: Harr
Aziz: I’m scared…
Aziz: what if Jack Bauer dies?
Harr: I KNOW I WAS SO FREAKED OUT YESTERDAY
Aziz: I CAN’T SLEEP
Aziz: I CAN’T EAT
Aziz: I CAN’T THINK
Aziz: I HAVE TO KNOW IF THAT INFECTION GOT JACK AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON TONY!!!
Aziz: HARR WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN????
Harr: idk but i can’t wait
Aziz:  IF JACK DIED, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY AT HIS FUNERAL?
Harr: idk
Harr: he was a master at interrogating
Harr: he always had the best interests of america at heart
Aziz: what else?
Harr: he made tough choices to save american lives
Aziz: what about at Tony Almeda’s funeral?
Harr: DON’T SAY THAT!! HE WON’T DIE!!!

Previously - I give Darwish (Harr’s brother) fake spoilers and freaks the fuck out!


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