If you’re like me, you’ll confidently reblog this first, and ask questions later. And anyone who wants to take the pussy way out and give it a “like” - guess what? We’re done.
On Sunday, I was apparently at the same party as Jason Statham and I didn’t see him or get a chance to say hello. I promise you, not a minute goes by where I don’t think about what could have been.
My Favorite Parts about the Crank 2 Trailer…
They explain the entire plot in 2 lines.
Statham Molests a Old Lady for Static Electricity.
It has a Montage of Screaming
The Rocking Soundtrack.
The previously Mentioned old lady saying, “He Treated me like a Hot Little Whore”
Club Girls in Bikinis Firing Automatic Weapons
The Fact the Trailer is only 1 Minute and it has more action than most Feature Lenght Films.
THE TAG LINE: JUST JUICE ME!
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