An Open Invitation to Diddy

SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS INVITE TO DIDDY PLEASE.

Diddy,

This is Aziz Ansari. You made eye contact with me at the MTV Awards once and pointed and said something to the effect of “You the man!” I’m not sure what of my work you were familiar with but you seemed to be a fan. We also spoke again briefly once at an SNL afterparty. I believe you were wearing Unforgivable cologne by Sean John.

Anyway, please come to one of my shows this weekend at Comix in NYC. I will gladly add you to the guestlist. The shows are Friday and Saturday at 8 and 10:30.

You or your people can contact me by emailing me at aziz at azizisbored dot com.

I am king,*

- Aziz

*This is how I sign off on all my emails now.