My Text Back and Forth with Obama at 3AM Last Night...

Barack: I’ve chosen Senator Joe Biden to be our VP nominee. Watch the first Obama-Biden rally live at 3pm ET on www.BarackObama.com. Spread the world!

Aziz: Hey man, that’s great. I’m actually asleep, I’ll catch ya tomorrow.

Barack: No man, we gotta party! Come out!

Aziz: That’s all good, I’ll party up tomorrow.

Barack: Quit being a bitch, come out!!!!

Aziz: I’m good man.

Barack: BIden said you are a pussy.

Aziz: I’m pretty beat man, tell Joe congrats.

Barack: Come on playerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Shawties got dem apple botttom jeaannns, and da booots wit da furrrrrrrrrs….

(After 4 minutes of no response)

Biden: WAKE

Biden: YO

Biden: ASS

Biden: UPPPPPPPPPPPP

Biden: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Aziz: Fuck! Okay! Where you guys at?

Barack: Shit. Bar closed up. We heading to get food now. Brunch/Death Race tomorrow?

Aziz: Sure.