Human Giant Robbery

Some new updates. First of all, we all don’t live together. We are staying in a house near San Diego for Comic-Con. Second, yes we really did get robbed. Third, our robbers have a trademark similar to the Wet Bandit characters in Home Alone. They left 2 unopened bottles of Coke upstairs and 2 unopened wine bottles downstairs. We told the authorities to call them the double bottle bandits. We are currently putting a bunch of micro machines in front of all points of entry and making all the door handles really hot. If they come back, they’ll have hell to pay!