My brother Aniz emailed me about this insane Lynyrd Skynyrd themed cruise, check out the description:

Join your hosts Lynyrd Skynyrd out on the open ocean, alongside legends Marshall Tucker Band, 38 Special, Molly Hatchet, Blackberry Smoke, Cigar Store Indians, Jupiter Coyote, and many more amazing bands soon to be announced.

Leaving out of Miami, Florida on January 8th, Simple Man Cruise 2009 will be heading to Half Moon Cay, Carnival’s private island in the Bahamas, and returning on January 12th. Simple Man will all take place onboard the Carnival Destiny, a world-class cruise ship that houses five stages full of music, a full-service casino, 24-hour room service, beautiful swimming pools, and enough bars to keep everybody happy.

Whenever the bands aren’t playing, you’ll be able to participate in all kinds of entertaining events onboard. We’ll be bringing back guest favorites like the Belly Flop Contest (will Tiny be able to retain his crown?), Guitar Hero competition, and even new events that will keep you on your toes!

Welcome aboard.

And from the FAQ:

Will Lynyrd Skynyrd be onboard the whole time?

Hell yeah they’ll be onboard the whole time!  Watch for Sparky at the craps table…