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May 03
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EXPENDABLES 2 TRAILER LIVE TWEET

I jotted down thoughts and reactions below, done in real time as I watched the trailer. 

OH SHIT! Expendables are coming in on a MOTHERFUCKING ZIP LINE!! #ClassicAlready

The trailer just flashed its first trailer tag line “TIME. TO. RELOAD.” #FuckYeahItsTimetoReload

"I now prounounce you man and knife…" - Statham about to stab newlyweds y’all. 

#CrazyMontage: An action star cameo followed by a crazy explosion, followed by a vehicle that is either exploding or proably en route to exploding. 

JET LI! MOTORCYCLE! EXPLOSION! WILLIS! HELICOPTER! EXPLOSION! TANKS! MORE EXPLOSIONS! 

Van Damme is the bad guy! OH FUCK!!!! He’s trying to obtain 5 tons of plutonium. This can NOT be good… 

The trailer just informed me that in this sequel “EVERYONE IS EXPENDABLE!!” #HighStakesYall

Oh snap. Guess who else is expendable this go round - CHUCK NORRIS AND ARNOLD!! 

"Track em, find em, kill ‘em." - Stallone explaining the plan and the driving force of the 2nd and 3rd act of the film. 

Whoa. They’re in a tank that says “Bad Attitude” on the side!! I wrote the same thing on the side of my Kia Sportage. 

Arnold just ripped the door off a Smart Car!!! “My foot is bigger than this car!” #Awesome

Sly juts flew a huge plane into a bridge. I can’t conceive of how this would be good for the Expendables. But then again - MAYBE THAT’S WHY I’M NOT AN EXPENDABLE. 


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