Aziz is Bored

My name is Aziz Ansari. I'm an actor/comedian based in Los Angeles.
Download my new standup special for $5 at azizansari.com.

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May 08
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DANGEROUSLY DELICIOUS UPDATE
On March 20th, I released my second standup special Dangerously Delicious for download/stream on azizansari.com for $5 (thanks to Louis CK for figuring out the Internet). Its been a great experience and I’m glad I did it. I wanted to give an update to answer some commonly asked questions.
ARE MP3s GOING TO BE AVAILABLE?
Ideally I wanted to release MP3s directly at a low price the same way I did the video of  special, but contractually I have a record deal with Comedy Central who put out Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening, my first record. (And did a great job, I enjoyed working with them on that special and CD/DVD). Anyway, I owe them albums and decided to just release this with them as well. If you really want MP3s, you can get the album on iTunes and all that stuff starting May 20th. To be clear though, I’d rather you buy the video from me for the cheaper price of $5 and you can experience the audio only version by closing your eyes or looking away from your screen while you watch. 
IS THIS MATERIAL THE SAME MATERIAL YOU ARE PERFORMING ON YOUR NEW BURIED ALIVE TOUR?
NOOOOOOOOOO!! Buried Alive is a totally different hour with no overlap. I worked really hard to have a new tour ready for this summer, so please rest assured its all material I haven’t released on any special. If you are interested in coming to see Buried Alive, tickets and tour dates are here.
IS DANGEROUSLY DELICIOUS GOING TO BE ON TV?
Kind of. I edited a new version that’s about 20 minutes shorter (for commercials) and bleeped. Its significantly different than the uncensored, uncut one that you buy and own on azizansari.com for $5. This television version premieres on May 20th at 10 on COMEDY CENTRAL. I decided to do this for a few reasons.
First off, to get Emmy consideration a version of the special needs to air on television. Secondly, this version is so different from the real deal one you get from me, that I didn’t feel like its cheating anyone who bought it. Also people buy CDs/DVDs of specials for way more than $5 and versions of them air on Comedy Central so I thought people would understand that. I’m hoping it’ll get more people to hear about the special and check out the full version from me, which will in turn help me put out more content in this fashion (which people seem to like).
WILL YOU DO YOUR NEXT SPECIAL LIKE THIS?
Maybe? Who knows what the landscape will be like in a few years when I release it. I have thoroughly enjoyed releasing Dangerously Delicious this way though and appreciate all the support.
WHO WON THE FACEBOOK CONTEST?
We did a contest where the city with the most Facebook likes on the azizansari.com page would get a free show. New York City won. Details on the show soon, just trying to squeeze it in between tour dates.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE BOYZ II MEN VIDEO?
“I’ll Make Love to You” with the home security technician played by the dude from Above the Rim.

DANGEROUSLY DELICIOUS UPDATE

On March 20th, I released my second standup special Dangerously Delicious for download/stream on azizansari.com for $5 (thanks to Louis CK for figuring out the Internet). Its been a great experience and I’m glad I did it. I wanted to give an update to answer some commonly asked questions.

ARE MP3s GOING TO BE AVAILABLE?

Ideally I wanted to release MP3s directly at a low price the same way I did the video of  special, but contractually I have a record deal with Comedy Central who put out Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening, my first record. (And did a great job, I enjoyed working with them on that special and CD/DVD). Anyway, I owe them albums and decided to just release this with them as well. If you really want MP3s, you can get the album on iTunes and all that stuff starting May 20th. To be clear though, I’d rather you buy the video from me for the cheaper price of $5 and you can experience the audio only version by closing your eyes or looking away from your screen while you watch. 

IS THIS MATERIAL THE SAME MATERIAL YOU ARE PERFORMING ON YOUR NEW BURIED ALIVE TOUR?

NOOOOOOOOOO!! Buried Alive is a totally different hour with no overlap. I worked really hard to have a new tour ready for this summer, so please rest assured its all material I haven’t released on any special. If you are interested in coming to see Buried Alive, tickets and tour dates are here.

IS DANGEROUSLY DELICIOUS GOING TO BE ON TV?

Kind of. I edited a new version that’s about 20 minutes shorter (for commercials) and bleeped. Its significantly different than the uncensored, uncut one that you buy and own on azizansari.com for $5. This television version premieres on May 20th at 10 on COMEDY CENTRAL. I decided to do this for a few reasons.

First off, to get Emmy consideration a version of the special needs to air on television. Secondly, this version is so different from the real deal one you get from me, that I didn’t feel like its cheating anyone who bought it. Also people buy CDs/DVDs of specials for way more than $5 and versions of them air on Comedy Central so I thought people would understand that. I’m hoping it’ll get more people to hear about the special and check out the full version from me, which will in turn help me put out more content in this fashion (which people seem to like).

WILL YOU DO YOUR NEXT SPECIAL LIKE THIS?

Maybe? Who knows what the landscape will be like in a few years when I release it. I have thoroughly enjoyed releasing Dangerously Delicious this way though and appreciate all the support.

WHO WON THE FACEBOOK CONTEST?

We did a contest where the city with the most Facebook likes on the azizansari.com page would get a free show. New York City won. Details on the show soon, just trying to squeeze it in between tour dates.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE BOYZ II MEN VIDEO?

“I’ll Make Love to You” with the home security technician played by the dude from Above the Rim.


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MET BALL 2012. 
I hope your computer can handle the amount of swagger in this photo. 

MET BALL 2012. 

I hope your computer can handle the amount of swagger in this photo. 


May 07
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I went on Anderson Cooper’s show Anderson to plug my new special Dangerously Delicious, but decided to send my Aziz Look a Like aka Sumit out instead. 


May 04
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gq:

The Hangover, Part III(The James Beard Award Winning Story)
One of our favorite stories in GQ last year was correspondent Brett Martin’s very very funny account of what happened after Aziz Ansari asked on Twitter if a magazine (or travel channel) would please pay for him, chef David Chang and LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy to go to Tokyo and eat food together … and GQ happily volunteered.
Tonight, Brett won a James Beard award for it in the humor category.
(By the way, this was also one of our favorite photos in GQ last year. It’s by Ture Lillegraven)



BOOM. GQ is the best. Congrats and thanks again for sending us to Tokyo.

gq:

The Hangover, Part III
(The James Beard Award Winning Story)

One of our favorite stories in GQ last year was correspondent Brett Martin’s very very funny account of what happened after Aziz Ansari asked on Twitter if a magazine (or travel channel) would please pay for him, chef David Chang and LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy to go to Tokyo and eat food together … and GQ happily volunteered.

Tonight, Brett won a James Beard award for it in the humor category.

(By the way, this was also one of our favorite photos in GQ last year. It’s by Ture Lillegraven)

BOOM. GQ is the best. Congrats and thanks again for sending us to Tokyo.


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WHO WORE IT BEST?

WHO WORE IT BEST?


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TYRION. KILLING IT. 
Dude is the fucking man. 
gqfashion:

The Week in Style
Dinklage Swagger.

TYRION. KILLING IT. 

Dude is the fucking man. 

gqfashion:

The Week in Style

Dinklage Swagger.


May 03
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EXPENDABLES 2 TRAILER LIVE TWEET

I jotted down thoughts and reactions below, done in real time as I watched the trailer. 

OH SHIT! Expendables are coming in on a MOTHERFUCKING ZIP LINE!! #ClassicAlready

The trailer just flashed its first trailer tag line “TIME. TO. RELOAD.” #FuckYeahItsTimetoReload

“I now prounounce you man and knife…” - Statham about to stab newlyweds y’all. 

#CrazyMontage: An action star cameo followed by a crazy explosion, followed by a vehicle that is either exploding or proably en route to exploding. 

JET LI! MOTORCYCLE! EXPLOSION! WILLIS! HELICOPTER! EXPLOSION! TANKS! MORE EXPLOSIONS! 

Van Damme is the bad guy! OH FUCK!!!! He’s trying to obtain 5 tons of plutonium. This can NOT be good… 

The trailer just informed me that in this sequel “EVERYONE IS EXPENDABLE!!” #HighStakesYall

Oh snap. Guess who else is expendable this go round - CHUCK NORRIS AND ARNOLD!! 

“Track em, find em, kill ‘em.” - Stallone explaining the plan and the driving force of the 2nd and 3rd act of the film. 

Whoa. They’re in a tank that says “Bad Attitude” on the side!! I wrote the same thing on the side of my Kia Sportage. 

Arnold just ripped the door off a Smart Car!!! “My foot is bigger than this car!” #Awesome

Sly juts flew a huge plane into a bridge. I can’t conceive of how this would be good for the Expendables. But then again - MAYBE THAT’S WHY I’M NOT AN EXPENDABLE. 


April 30
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Whoa. Props to this Tumblr for showing comedians some love. 
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Louis CK & Marc Maron

Whoa. Props to this Tumblr for showing comedians some love. 

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Louis CK & Marc Maron


April 26
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Here are some photos and a review of the Buried Alive show I did with opener Chelsea Peretti at the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin. 

Here are some photos and a review of the Buried Alive show I did with opener Chelsea Peretti at the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin. 


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On board.
jasonwoliner:

STILLER.
EAGLEHEART.
TONIGHT.
MIDNIGHT.
[ADULT SWIM].

On board.

jasonwoliner:

STILLER.

EAGLEHEART.

TONIGHT.

MIDNIGHT.

[ADULT SWIM].