Go see Observe and Report this weekend!
This is a movie I did with Jody Hill, one of the guys behind Eastbound and Down. I think you’ll like it.
Also, Jody left in a line I improvised about Chick-fil-a that will hopefully lead to them sending me a sandwich or opening a Chick-fil-a closer to LA.
Parks and Recreation - Episode 1
Hulu’d it up in case you missed it. Thanks for all the nice emails, messages, etc. I thought the pilot turned out great. I saw a cut of next week’s episode and thought it was even stronger. Can’t wait for you all to see more of the show!
Parks and Recreation Premieres Tonight at 8:30 on NBC!
To make sure you tune in, let’s review your other TV options for tonight at 8:30 and confirm Parks and Rec is the BEST option.
1) The Spring Gem Event Finale on Homeshopping Network
- Oh wow, yeah, the preceding episodes of the Spring Gem Event were so gripping. Lord knows how they’ll end the season!! Oh, I know, by selling more fucking gems you can order by phone. This show is garbage. PASS.
2) Bones on FOX
- Dave Boreanaz supports child labor and only uses children from Indonesia to work on the set of this show. Anyone with a conscious should boycott this. PASS.
3) Samantha Who? on ABC
- Christina Applegate is notorious for setting up sham charities and using the funds to buy firearms to shoot defenseless animals. NO THANKS.
4) The first 30 minutes of Man of the Year starring Robin Williams - E!
- I heard Robin Williams spits on all his fans. PASS.
4) Cuidado con el Angel on Telemundo
- The show is in Spanish. I don’t know what’s going on. PASS.
5) Speeders on TruTV (formerly Court TV I think)
- You get to see a children’s photographer, a would be bridesmaid rushing to console a would-be bride, and an aspiring actor all getting speeding tickets. Alright this sounds dope, DVR it and watch it later.
Parks and Recreation - Negative Review Negating with Aziz: The Daily News
I have read all the reviews for Parks and Recreation. Most have been great (LA Times, NYTimes, Hollywood Report, Boston Globe, etc.) Some reviews have criticized the show, but I’m gonna show them who’s boss. First up, The NY Daily News:
Lesley refers to that foundation hole as “The Pit,” and the phrase becomes the basic for a series of tepid jokes.
Hey jackass, maybe spellcheck and proofread your shit. First off, its Leslie. You misspelled the name of the main character in the show your reviewing. I’m sure that means you’re good at your job.
Second, “becomes the basic”? Hmm.. I’ve never heard that phrase, maybe because its becomes the BASIS you fucking idiot.
Also, I know the script, there are no jokes about the phrase “the Pit.” You don’t understand jokes, because you are a dumb person, as I proved above.
Your review has been negated.
Parks and Recreation Premieres Tonight at 8:30 on NBC.
Here’s a sneak preview clip from Parks and Recreation. This is a part of a scene where I hit on Rashida’s character.
Show premieres Thursday at 8:30 on NBC.
1. She installed ”flush tones” in our bathrooms. Whenever we flush our toilets, we hear ”Blame It” by Jamie Foxx featuring T-Pain or ”Dead and Gone” by T.I. and Justin Timberlake.
2. We both love writing food-centric song parodies in between takes. Here is a taste of one of our recent jams, set to Beyoncé’s ”Single Ladies”: ”All the hungry ladies!… If you like it then you shoulda put some cheese on it!” Our debut album, Don’t Stop Eatin’, drops this fall.
3. When we are on location at parks, she takes me game hunting. Also, Amy is known to fire up her grill on occasion and cook up one of her trademark ”squirrel sliders.”
4. She’s always up for a good old-fashioned push-up contest. Last week John Cena came to visit us on set, and — not gonna lie — Amy did 20 more push-ups than that fool.
5. She knows the lyrics to every Bone Thugs-N-Harmony song. Whenever we get bored on set, Amy will boost our spirits by performing a rendition of one of her favorite jams. Some say her take on Bizzy Bone’s verse on ”Mo’ Murda” is faster than the original.
NEW KID CUDI - POKE HER FACE - FEATURING KANYE WEST AND COMMON!!! LET’S GOOOOO!
This track is SICK.
RAPPER BREAKS DOWN GOOD WEBSITE DESIGN AND CODING
I thoroughly enjoyed this.
Aziz Factoid: I did all the coding and design for azizisbored.com myself and though I like the way it looks, its technically terrible. I break all these dudes’ rules.
