Google brings a little swagger to Sun Valley - Los Angeles Times (via rickyv)
GOD DAMN! That’s a sick line.
District 9 - Full Trailer
Check this shit out.
Go buy this DVD now and support really awesome comedy.
Visit the official homepage of RAAAAAAAANDY, my character from Funny People.
Check out the soundboard, learn about Randy’s passion for helping Darfur, and more!
Jason Woliner and I also created a whole video series/documentary about Randy that will debut on the site in some form in the coming weeks.
Here are the shoe’s I’m wearing for the “Randy” portion of my standup DVD/special taping tomorrow. If Mr. Woliner and I are able to achieve what we have in mind, I will be very excited!
Great Michael Jackson Story...
From Drew at HitFix.com via NYMag.com:
“This was the week that “Home Alone” had just been released on laserdisc, and so we’d been playing the movie on an endless loop at the store, over and over and over, and we were all sick of it at that point. That’s important because when Michael showed up, he had a guest with him. Macaulay Culkin.
My manager … was on the phone with a friend, and as Michael went to look around and shop, Macaulay stopped, listening to Anthony as he ranted. ” … and if I have to watch that movie again, I’m going to stab my own eyes out. Seriously. That kid … it’s like he’s haunting me. I go home, and all I can hear when I’m trying to go to sleep is him taunting Pesci and Stern, and I wish there was a cut of the film where they caught him. That’s what I’d watch.”
By that point, it was obvious what he was talking about, so Macaulay settled in to wait for Anthony to turn around. Michael noticed what was going on. Finally, Anthony turned around, and there was Macaulay, right behind him, hands on his face just like on the “Home Alone” cover, and as all of us, Michael included, burst into laughter. That moment, watching Michael trying not to laugh as we all waited for Anthony to figure out what was going on, was the least guarded thing I saw from him.”
![Paul’s stories from Pirahna 3-D are some of the craziest, funniest things I’ve ever heard. I’m sure this article will not disappoint.
paulscheer:
Here’s a really fun interview I did with Hunter Stephenson of /Film
hunterstephenson:
Exclusive: Hunter Stephenson Interviews Paul Scheer on Next Year’s Piranha 3-D, Its Surprising Connection to Jaws, Rambo-level Gore, and Nude Wild Wild Girls
/Film: In real life, the U.S. government has been ousted for breeding super-piranhas and dumping them into Lake Havasu to control the guido and Gotti populations. Is that the scenario in the movie?
Paul Scheer: [laughs] Here’s the thing: everyone is like “This a very original idea for a horror movie.” But it’s really not. The movie is actually a really effective PSA made by the government to let everyone know that piranhas really exist. And from this PSA, based on what I’ve seen, l can tell you that the piranhas and the government do not like people who wear Ed Hardy. People who wear Ed Hardy in this movie get attacked more ferociously than anyone else. And in Lake Havasu, you see a lot of hardcore dudes there with tatts and dyed-blonde hair and they fucking carry guns on their person. [laughs] So, it’s crazy because Alex Aja has such a great eye—especially for a French guy—he really gets spring break [in the U.S.]. He captures it perfectly, and it’s unbelievable.](http://22.media.tumblr.com/PSf8xFCTCp6ow6p2N9VYXbKUo1_500.jpg)
Paul’s stories from Pirahna 3-D are some of the craziest, funniest things I’ve ever heard. I’m sure this article will not disappoint.
Here’s a really fun interview I did with Hunter Stephenson of /Film
/Film: In real life, the U.S. government has been ousted for breeding super-piranhas and dumping them into Lake Havasu to control the guido and Gotti populations. Is that the scenario in the movie?
Paul Scheer: [laughs] Here’s the thing: everyone is like “This a very original idea for a horror movie.” But it’s really not. The movie is actually a really effective PSA made by the government to let everyone know that piranhas really exist. And from this PSA, based on what I’ve seen, l can tell you that the piranhas and the government do not like people who wear Ed Hardy. People who wear Ed Hardy in this movie get attacked more ferociously than anyone else. And in Lake Havasu, you see a lot of hardcore dudes there with tatts and dyed-blonde hair and they fucking carry guns on their person. [laughs] So, it’s crazy because Alex Aja has such a great eye—especially for a French guy—he really gets spring break [in the U.S.]. He captures it perfectly, and it’s unbelievable.
Michael Jackson - Billie Jean (Live at Motown 25)
Easily one of the best live performances ever.
