Clipse featuring Kanye West - Kinda Like a Big Deal
YES! YES! YES! Holy shit. I love it.
Crank 2 Live Tweets
For those not down with Twitter-ville. Here’s my posts from last night’s CONTROVERSIAL Crank 2 live Twitter session. Reading them makes me realize how insane the movie really was.
Here we go:
Crank 2 Live Tweet. Let’s GO! Follow @ScottAukerman @PaulScheer @jwoliner @erockappel @steveagee and more for updates. #TwitFlix
Fuck. Chev needs to call Dwight Yoakam and figure out what’s happening!
First applause break - Statham runs super fast after putting a jumper cable on his tongue! #TwitFlix
Holy shit! Another applause break! This is way better than Crank! Just mayhem!!!
Even some white characters are talking in weird racist Asian voices! Weird. #TwitFlix
Holy shit! They shot Crank 2 in some of the same spots we shot Human Giant!! Chev is getting shocked by a dog collar! #TwitFlix
A dog just bit a cops duck off! #TwitFlix
“FULL BODY TOURETTES!” #TwitFlix
Chester from Linkin Park cameo! #TwitFlix
Chev is having sex on a horse racing track!!!!! #TwitFlix (this scene lasted 10x longer than I thought it could!)
Horse race sex scene is easily one of the most dumb/ridiculous things ever in a film. Can’t believe it. Crank 1 is dead to me. #TwitFlix
Surely everyone has mentioned this, but Chev Chelios just killed an Asian dude and said “Chicken… and Broccoli.” Speechless. #TwitFlix
RT @scottaukerman Here’s a lesson, kids: Tattooing your entire face will get you exactly ONE movie role. #twitflix
[AT THIS POINT THE TWIT-FLIX CONTROVERSY BEGAN!!]
Oh no! Getting attacked by Harry Knowles for TwitFlix! Why the negativity HK??! @headgeek666 you are taking Crank 2 too seriously! #TwitFlix
And over. I’m sorry @indiepix and @headgeek666 if you feel #TwitFlix has hurt the integrity of a film with a character named PoonDong.
Oh shit! Crank bloopers! #TwitFlix
RT @jwoliner The last “blooper” consisted of showing how an extra had shit himself. Going out with class! #TwitFlix
Re: @headgeek his point is, its not cool to text/Twitter during movies, which I agree with. However, this was Crank 2 and we did make a point to sit in the back row by ourselves where the light could not bother anyone.
Basically, I don’t want to give the impression that its cool to text or Twitter in a theatre, BUT if there is a movie with a character named PoonDong… I think its a unique situation and we were respectful in how we did #TwitFlix.
RT @JASONSTATHAM Hey @headgeek666 Maybe those guys needed to tweet to keep their heart rate up. Haven’t my films taught you anything?
@devincf You really think that’s analogous? Come on. You’re taking this all a bit too seriously. No one was irritated by what we did.
@devincf Yeah texting during a live standup performance is the same as me texting IN THE BACK ROW of a theatre during a movie where a guy has sex w/a woman on a horserace track for 2 minutes & then you see a shot of a horse’s dick. Keep fightin’ the good fight!
Ending my part of the TwitFlix Tweet War & emailing those who I know. I feel like Chelios after he fell out of a helicopter. Good night!
AFTER A FEW EMAILS…
UPDATE: A TWITTER TRUCE HAS BEEN REACHED! @ericvespe, @headgeek66, @devinCF: We’re all cool! @iamdiddy would be proud. POSITIVITY! LET’S GO!
UPDATE 2: Everyone’s Tweets are here - http://mikerelay.com/twitflix/
I love that someone went to the trouble of designing this flyer and writing these rules. I just got home from shooting and running on empty, but I’m very tempted to get some energy and join the fellas for this one.
UPDATE: I just put a jumper cable on my tongue and am trying to give myself enough energy to join.
I will be here.
TWITFLIX CRANK 2 TONIGHT: ALL THE DETAILS
DJ Class featuring Kanye West - I’m the Shit (Remix)
I’ve been singing this song between takes on Parks and Recreation and the crew has been looking at me pretty weird. Ye’s verse is SICK.
“I got them Yeezy’s on my feet. I got them Louis’s in the store. And I dropped another album before we finished up the tour. AND ITS STILL TOP 10 BOUT 15 WEEKS LATER, SO THAT’S A MIDDLE FINGER FOR YOU 808 HATERS!!! I’M THE SHIT!!!!”









