Crank 2 Live Tweets

For those not down with Twitter-ville. Here’s my posts from last night’s CONTROVERSIAL Crank 2 live Twitter session. Reading them makes me realize how insane the movie really was.

Here we go:

Crank 2 Live Tweet. Let’s GO! Follow @ScottAukerman @PaulScheer @jwoliner @erockappel @steveagee and more for updates. #TwitFlix

Fuck. Chev needs to call Dwight Yoakam and figure out what’s happening!

First applause break - Statham runs super fast after putting a jumper cable on his tongue! #TwitFlix

Holy shit! Another applause break! This is way better than Crank! Just mayhem!!!

Even some white characters are talking in weird racist Asian voices! Weird. #TwitFlix

Holy shit! They shot Crank 2 in some of the same spots we shot Human Giant!! Chev is getting shocked by a dog collar! #TwitFlix

A dog just bit a cops duck off! #TwitFlix

“FULL BODY TOURETTES!” #TwitFlix

Chester from Linkin Park cameo! #TwitFlix

Chev is having sex on a horse racing track!!!!! #TwitFlix (this scene lasted 10x longer than I thought it could!)

Horse race sex scene is easily one of the most dumb/ridiculous things ever in a film. Can’t believe it. Crank 1 is dead to me. #TwitFlix

Surely everyone has mentioned this, but Chev Chelios just killed an Asian dude and said “Chicken… and Broccoli.” Speechless. #TwitFlix

RT @scottaukerman Here’s a lesson, kids: Tattooing your entire face will get you exactly ONE movie role. #twitflix

[AT THIS POINT THE TWIT-FLIX CONTROVERSY BEGAN!!]

Oh no! Getting attacked by Harry Knowles for TwitFlix! Why the negativity HK??! @headgeek666 you are taking Crank 2 too seriously! #TwitFlix

And over. I’m sorry @indiepix and @headgeek666 if you feel #TwitFlix has hurt the integrity of a film with a character named PoonDong.

Oh shit! Crank bloopers! #TwitFlix

RT @jwoliner The last “blooper” consisted of showing how an extra had shit himself. Going out with class! #TwitFlix

Re: @headgeek his point is, its not cool to text/Twitter during movies, which I agree with. However, this was Crank 2 and we did make a point to sit in the back row by ourselves where the light could not bother anyone.

Basically, I don’t want to give the impression that its cool to text or Twitter in a theatre, BUT if there is a movie with a character named PoonDong… I think its a unique situation and we were respectful in how we did #TwitFlix.

RT @JASONSTATHAM Hey @headgeek666 Maybe those guys needed to tweet to keep their heart rate up. Haven’t my films taught you anything?

@devincf You really think that’s analogous? Come on. You’re taking this all a bit too seriously. No one was irritated by what we did.

@devincf Yeah texting during a live standup performance is the same as me texting IN THE BACK ROW of a theatre during a movie where a guy has sex w/a woman on a horserace track for 2 minutes & then you see a shot of a horse’s dick. Keep fightin’ the good fight!

Ending my part of the TwitFlix Tweet War & emailing those who I know. I feel like Chelios after he fell out of a helicopter. Good night!

AFTER A FEW EMAILS…

UPDATE: A TWITTER TRUCE HAS BEEN REACHED! @ericvespe, @headgeek66, @devinCF: We’re all cool! @iamdiddy would be proud. POSITIVITY! LET’S GO!

UPDATE 2: Everyone’s Tweets are here - http://mikerelay.com/twitflix/