Was Jeff Ross in my kitchen last night? Cause this lamb shoulder got ROASTED. #ImReallySorryAboutThat
@iamrashidajones & I right before we got in a fist fight over cheeseburgers with the cast of Downton Abbey.
A FEW TOUR DATES IN JAN/FEB
I’m doing a few dates in the following cities. Tickets on sale now.
NOTE: This is new material that wasn’t in the Buried Alive tour.
Jan 29 - Colorado Springs, CO - Pike’s Peak Center - Get Tickets
Jan 30 - Wichita, KS - Cotillion Ballroom - Get Tickets
Jan 31 - Thackerville, OK - Winstar Casino - Get Tickets
Feb 1 - Tulsa, OK - The Brady Theater - Get Tickets
Feb 3 - San Antonio, TX - Majestic Theatre - Get Tickets
Feb 4 - Santa Fe, NM - Lensic Performing Arts Theater - Get Tickets
LA: I’m doing 3 discussions on modern love w/sociologist @EricKlinenberg. Thurs, Fri & Sat in LA. $5. Get tickets: wip.azizansari.com
Gangster Party Line (by BrentWeinbach)
Holy shit. This is the best thing ever. If you don’t enjoy this, rest assured we would never be friends.
I spoke with Conan about the Indian Ms. America and the (overblown) ensuing racism.
Catch up on the Charlie Rose show this week, classic lineup of guests.
For Halloween, I dropped in at the Comedy Cellar as Thomas the Tank Engine.
Had fun with my buddy Grover at Sesame Street today.
BLACK DUDES ARE BLOWN AWAY BY MAGIC TRICKS.
Here’s another preview from my new standup special Buried Alive. Debuts November 1st on Netflix. ($5 download option out 6 months later).