Aziz is Bored

My name is Aziz Ansari. I'm an actor/comedian.
I'm on tour. Come see me.

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September 20
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Coming soon: Big Bud, Lil’ Bud!

Coming soon: Big Bud, Lil’ Bud!


September 15
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Uh ooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!

Uh ooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!


August 26
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#TacosAndTuxedos

#TacosAndTuxedos


August 24
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Walked into my hotel room to see this laid out. NOW THIS IS SERVICE! #NoLie

Walked into my hotel room to see this laid out. NOW THIS IS SERVICE! #NoLie


August 23
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I’m writing a book about modern romance. 
From The Atlantic:
Comedian Aziz Ansari, otherwise known as “Tom Haverford,” is working on a first book, The Penguin Press announced today. 
But the book won’t be quite what you think—it’s not a memoir (at least not directly), and it isn’t about Parks and Recreation or the actor’s film career. Ansari’s getting more academic than that. The book will be an investigation into the single life in 2013, a look at how “the basic issues facing a single person—whom we meet, how we meet them, and what happens next—have been radically altered by new technologies.” Indeed they have been.
In other words, this thankfully won’t just be a straightforward memoir. Apparently Ansari’s chatting with academics and conducting “original research” to make this work. But his pitch still carries the rhythms of good standup. Via Penguin’s press release:

Ansari said, “You know when you text someone you’re romantically interested in and you don’t hear anything back and then you see them post a photo of a pizza on Instagram? That’s exactly what I want this book to deal with. These are strange conundrums that no generation has ever faced before and it’s a fascinating jumping off point for what I hope will be a very interesting book about modern courtship.”

I’m writing a book about modern romance. 

From The Atlantic:

Comedian Aziz Ansari, otherwise known as “Tom Haverford,” is working on a first book, The Penguin Press announced today. 

But the book won’t be quite what you think—it’s not a memoir (at least not directly), and it isn’t about Parks and Recreation or the actor’s film career. Ansari’s getting more academic than that. The book will be an investigation into the single life in 2013, a look at how “the basic issues facing a single person—whom we meet, how we meet them, and what happens next—have been radically altered by new technologies.” Indeed they have been.

In other words, this thankfully won’t just be a straightforward memoir. Apparently Ansari’s chatting with academics and conducting “original research” to make this work. But his pitch still carries the rhythms of good standup. Via Penguin’s press release:

Ansari said, “You know when you text someone you’re romantically interested in and you don’t hear anything back and then you see them post a photo of a pizza on Instagram? That’s exactly what I want this book to deal with. These are strange conundrums that no generation has ever faced before and it’s a fascinating jumping off point for what I hope will be a very interesting book about modern courtship.”


August 19
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TOUR DATES IN MICHIGAN AND OHIO
I’m doing a few dates in Michigan and Ohio. Info below. Come!
NOTE: This is new material that wasn’t in the Buried Alive tour. 
Sept 3 - Traverse City, MI - City Opera House - Get Tickets Sept 4 - Traverse City, MI - City Opera House - Get Tickets Sept 5 - Grand Rapids, MI - Peter Wege Auditorium - SOLD OUT Sept 5 - Grand Rapids, MI - Peter Wege Auditorium - SOLD OUT Sept 7 - Dayton, OH - Victoria Theatre - Get Tickets

TOUR DATES IN MICHIGAN AND OHIO

I’m doing a few dates in Michigan and Ohio. Info below. Come!

NOTE: This is new material that wasn’t in the Buried Alive tour. 

Sept 3 - Traverse City, MI - City Opera House - Get Tickets

Sept 4 - Traverse City, MI - City Opera House - Get Tickets

Sept 5 - Grand Rapids, MI - Peter Wege Auditorium - SOLD OUT

Sept 5 - Grand Rapids, MI - Peter Wege Auditorium - SOLD OUT

Sept 7 - Dayton, OH - Victoria Theatre - Get Tickets


August 07
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Tumblr-ville, I think you’d enjoy this.
toddbarry:




GET TODD’S SUPER CRAZY SPECIAL FOR $5! Uncensored, with unlimited streaming and downloads. Includes Todd’s uncut appearance on the Chevy Chase Roast! Buy it here.

Tumblr-ville, I think you’d enjoy this.

toddbarry:

GET TODD’S SUPER CRAZY SPECIAL FOR $5! Uncensored, with unlimited streaming and downloads. Includes Todd’s uncut appearance on the Chevy Chase Roast! Buy it here.


July 19
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scottaukerman:

Look for these two - @azizansari & @nickkroll - on Comedy Bang! Bang! tonight on @IFC 10p/9c

scottaukerman:

Look for these two - @azizansari & @nickkroll - on Comedy Bang! Bang! tonight on @IFC 10p/9c


July 08
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July 07
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How did I just now find about this movie starring Paul Walker and 8 dogs??!

How did I just now find about this movie starring Paul Walker and 8 dogs??!