Aziz is Bored

My name is Aziz Ansari. I'm an actor/comedian.

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March 04
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Joe Mande is opening certain dates on the Modern Romance tour! THIS BOY IS A PROBLEM Y’ALL!!!!

(Source: stand-up-comic-gifs)


March 03
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I leave for 2 minutes to go get a stupid cheeseburger and this happens. God damn it. 

I leave for 2 minutes to go get a stupid cheeseburger and this happens. God damn it. 


February 27
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Newly discovered baby Aziz photo. #tbt

Newly discovered baby Aziz photo. #tbt


February 26
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TOUR UPDATE: Added more shows to meet demand in Austin, SF, Chicago, NOLA, Minneapolis, Charleston, Seattle, Bakersfield, Milwaukee. Buy tickets now at tour.azizansari.com. If you don’t see your city, sign up to be notified when we add it on the site. Here’s full list of shows on sale now: 

MARCH 7 - 7pm - South Bend, IN - Morris Performing Arts Center

MARCH 13 - 7pm - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music Hall

MARCH 13 - 10pm - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music Hall

MARCH 14 - 730pm - Atlanta, GA - Fox Theater

MARCH 16 - 10pm - Saint Petersberg, FL - The Mahaffey Theater

MARCH 26 - 7pm - Portland, OR - Keller Auditorium

MARCH 27 - 7pm - Eugene, OR - Hult Center for the Performing Arts

MARCH 31 - 7pm - Seattle, WA - Moore Theatre

APRIL 3 - 10pm - San Francisco, CA - Davies Symphony Hall

APRIL 5 - 7pm - Bakersfield, CA - Fox Theatre

APRIL 5 - 10pm - Bakersfield, CA - Fox Theatre

APRIL 6 - 7pm - Santa Barbara, CA - Arlington Theatre

APRIL 19 - 930pm - Austin, TX - Bass Hall

APRIL 21 - 7pm - New Orleans,LA - Mahalia Jackson Theater

APRIL 21 - 10pm - New Orleans,LA - Mahalia Jackson Theater

APRIL 24 - 730pm - St. Louis, MO - Fox Theatre

APRIL 25 - 7pm - Cincinatti, OH - Horseshoe Casino

APRIL 25 - 10pm - Cincinatti, OH - Horseshoe Casino

APRIL 26 - 7pm - Columbus, OH - Palace Theater

MAY 1 - 945pm - Boston, MA - The Wilbur Theatre

MAY 2 - 10pm - Boston, MA - The Wilbur Theatre

MAY 3 -  830pm - Providence, RI - Veterans Memorial Auditorium

MAY 4 - 7pm - Springfield, MA - Symphony Hall

MAY 15 - 7pm - Nashville, TN - Jackson Hall at TPAC

MAY 17 - 7pm - Minneapolis, MN - Orpheum Theatre

MAY 19 - 7pm - Milwaukee, WI - Riverside Theater

MAY 19 - 930pm - Milwaukee, WI - Riverside Theater

MAY 20 - 7pm - Madison, WI - Overture Center

MAY 21 - 7pm - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theater

MAY 21 - 10pm - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theater

TOUR UPDATE: Added more shows to meet demand in Austin, SF, Chicago, NOLA, Minneapolis, Charleston, Seattle, Bakersfield, Milwaukee. Buy tickets now at tour.azizansari.com. If you don’t see your city, sign up to be notified when we add it on the site. Here’s full list of shows on sale now:

MARCH 7 - 7pm - South Bend, IN - Morris Performing Arts Center

MARCH 13 - 7pm - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music Hall

MARCH 13 - 10pm - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music Hall

MARCH 14 - 730pm - Atlanta, GA - Fox Theater

MARCH 16 - 10pm - Saint Petersberg, FL - The Mahaffey Theater

MARCH 26 - 7pm - Portland, OR - Keller Auditorium

MARCH 27 - 7pm - Eugene, OR - Hult Center for the Performing Arts

MARCH 31 - 7pm - Seattle, WA - Moore Theatre

APRIL 3 - 10pm - San Francisco, CA - Davies Symphony Hall

APRIL 5 - 7pm - Bakersfield, CA - Fox Theatre

APRIL 5 - 10pm - Bakersfield, CA - Fox Theatre

APRIL 6 - 7pm - Santa Barbara, CA - Arlington Theatre

APRIL 19 - 930pm - Austin, TX - Bass Hall

APRIL 21 - 7pm - New Orleans,LA - Mahalia Jackson Theater

APRIL 21 - 10pm - New Orleans,LA - Mahalia Jackson Theater

APRIL 24 - 730pm - St. Louis, MO - Fox Theatre

APRIL 25 - 7pm - Cincinatti, OH - Horseshoe Casino

APRIL 25 - 10pm - Cincinatti, OH - Horseshoe Casino

APRIL 26 - 7pm - Columbus, OH - Palace Theater

MAY 1 - 945pm - Boston, MA - The Wilbur Theatre

MAY 2 - 10pm - Boston, MA - The Wilbur Theatre

MAY 3 - 830pm - Providence, RI - Veterans Memorial Auditorium

MAY 4 - 7pm - Springfield, MA - Symphony Hall

MAY 15 - 7pm - Nashville, TN - Jackson Hall at TPAC

MAY 17 - 7pm - Minneapolis, MN - Orpheum Theatre

MAY 19 - 7pm - Milwaukee, WI - Riverside Theater

MAY 19 - 930pm - Milwaukee, WI - Riverside Theater

MAY 20 - 7pm - Madison, WI - Overture Center

MAY 21 - 7pm - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theater

MAY 21 - 10pm - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theater


February 23
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February 21
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TRUE DETECTIVE: SEASON 2
(as suggested by Twitterville)

TRUE DETECTIVE: SEASON 2
(as suggested by Twitterville)


February 05
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Just announced full spring tour, tickets on sale NOW at: http://tour.azizansari.com/MARCH 7 - 7pm - South Bend, IN - Morris Performing Arts CenterMARCH 9 - 7pm - Greenville, SC - Peace CenterMARCH 10 - 7pm - Durham, NC - Carolina TheaterMARCH 10 - 930pm - Durham, NC - Carolina TheaterMARCH 11 - 7pm - Durham, NC - Carolina TheaterMARCH 11 - 930pm - Durham, NC - Carolina TheaterMARCH 12 - 7pm - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music HallMARCH 12 - 10pm - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music HallMARCH 13 - 7pm - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music HallMARCH 14 - 730pm - Atlanta, GA - Fox TheaterMARCH 15 - 8pm - Hollywood, FL - Hard Rock Hotel and CasinoMARCH 16 - 7pm -Saint Petersberg, FL - The Mahaffey TheaterMARCH 16 - 10pm - Saint Petersberg, FL - The Mahaffey TheaterMARCH 26 - 7pm - Portland, OR - Keller AuditoriumMARCH 27 - 7pm - Eugene, OR - Hult Center for the Performing ArtsMARCH 29 - 7pm - Richmond, BC - River Rock Casino ResortMARCH 29 - 1030pm - Richmond, BC - River Rock Casino ResortMARCH 30 - 7pm - Seattle, WA - Moore TheatreMARCH 30 - 10pm - Seattle, WA - Moore TheatreAPRIL 2 - 7pm San Francisco, CA - Davies Symphony HallAPRIL 2 - 10pm - San Francisco, CA - Davies Symphony HallAPRIL 5 - 7pm - Bakersfield, CA - Fox TheatreAPRIL 6 - 7pm - Santa Barbara, CA - Arlington TheatreAPRIL 18 - 7pm - Austin, TX - Bass HallAPRIL 18 - 930pm - Austin, TX - Bass HallAPRIL 19 - 7pm - Austin, TX - Bass HallAPRIL 21 - 7pm - New Orleans,LA - Mahalia Jackson TheaterAPRIL 24 - St. Louis, MO - Fox TheatreAPRIL 25 - Cincinatti, OH - Horseshoe CasinoAPRIL 26 - 7pm - Columbus, OH - Palace TheaterAPRIL 29 - Boston, MA - The Wilbur TheatreMAY 3 - Providence, RI - Veterans Memorial AuditoriumMAY 4 - Springfield, MA - Symphony HallMAY 15 - Nashville, TN - Jackson Hall at TPACMAY 17 - 7pm - Minneapolis, MN - Orpheum TheatreMAY 19 - 7pm - Milwaukee, WI - Riverside TheaterMAY 20 - 7pm - Madison, WI - Overture CenterMAY 21 - 7pm - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theater

Just announced full spring tour, tickets on sale NOW at: http://tour.azizansari.com/

MARCH 7 - 7pm - South Bend, IN - Morris Performing Arts Center
MARCH 9 - 7pm - Greenville, SC - Peace Center
MARCH 10 - 7pm - Durham, NC - Carolina Theater
MARCH 10 - 930pm - Durham, NC - Carolina Theater
MARCH 11 - 7pm - Durham, NC - Carolina Theater
MARCH 11 - 930pm - Durham, NC - Carolina Theater
MARCH 12 - 7pm - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music Hall
MARCH 12 - 10pm - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music Hall
MARCH 13 - 7pm - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music Hall
MARCH 14 - 730pm - Atlanta, GA - Fox Theater
MARCH 15 - 8pm - Hollywood, FL - Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
MARCH 16 - 7pm -Saint Petersberg, FL - The Mahaffey Theater
MARCH 16 - 10pm - Saint Petersberg, FL - The Mahaffey Theater
MARCH 26 - 7pm - Portland, OR - Keller Auditorium
MARCH 27 - 7pm - Eugene, OR - Hult Center for the Performing Arts
MARCH 29 - 7pm - Richmond, BC - River Rock Casino Resort
MARCH 29 - 1030pm - Richmond, BC - River Rock Casino Resort
MARCH 30 - 7pm - Seattle, WA - Moore Theatre
MARCH 30 - 10pm - Seattle, WA - Moore Theatre
APRIL 2 - 7pm San Francisco, CA - Davies Symphony Hall
APRIL 2 - 10pm - San Francisco, CA - Davies Symphony Hall
APRIL 5 - 7pm - Bakersfield, CA - Fox Theatre
APRIL 6 - 7pm - Santa Barbara, CA - Arlington Theatre
APRIL 18 - 7pm - Austin, TX - Bass Hall
APRIL 18 - 930pm - Austin, TX - Bass Hall
APRIL 19 - 7pm - Austin, TX - Bass Hall
APRIL 21 - 7pm - New Orleans,LA - Mahalia Jackson Theater
APRIL 24 - St. Louis, MO - Fox Theatre
APRIL 25 - Cincinatti, OH - Horseshoe Casino
APRIL 26 - 7pm - Columbus, OH - Palace Theater
APRIL 29 - Boston, MA - The Wilbur Theatre
MAY 3 - Providence, RI - Veterans Memorial Auditorium
MAY 4 - Springfield, MA - Symphony Hall
MAY 15 - Nashville, TN - Jackson Hall at TPAC
MAY 17 - 7pm - Minneapolis, MN - Orpheum Theatre
MAY 19 - 7pm - Milwaukee, WI - Riverside Theater
MAY 20 - 7pm - Madison, WI - Overture Center
MAY 21 - 7pm - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theater


February 01
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Tried to scalp tickets to my own show in Tulsa. Scalper claims he needs extras, doesn’t recognize the performer (me).


January 23
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TOUR DATES
Here are the first batch of dates for my new tour: MODERN ROMANCE. Many more dates announced soon. 

Tickets on sale NOW at tour.azizansari.com. Buy em there and not scalper sites like StubHub:

March 7 - South Bend, IN - Morris Performing Arts Center
March 9 - Greenville, SC - Peace Center
March 10 - Durham, NC - Carolina Theater
March 10 - Durham, NC - Carolina Theater 
March 12 - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music Hall
March 14 - Atlanta, GA - Fox Theater
March 15 - Hollywood, FL - Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
March 16 - St. Petersberg, FL - The Mahaffey Theater

More dates announced soon.

TOUR DATES
Here are the first batch of dates for my new tour: MODERN ROMANCE. Many more dates announced soon.

Tickets on sale NOW at tour.azizansari.com. Buy em there and not scalper sites like StubHub:

March 7 - South Bend, IN - Morris Performing Arts Center
March 9 - Greenville, SC - Peace Center
March 10 - Durham, NC - Carolina Theater
March 10 - Durham, NC - Carolina Theater
March 12 - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music Hall
March 14 - Atlanta, GA - Fox Theater
March 15 - Hollywood, FL - Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
March 16 - St. Petersberg, FL - The Mahaffey Theater

More dates announced soon.


January 15
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.@joemande and I about to have a classic #WildHollywoodNight

.@joemande and I about to have a classic #WildHollywoodNight