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My name is Aziz Ansari. I'm an actor/comedian based in Los Angeles.
I'm on my Glow in the Dark Standup Tour and filming a part in the new Judd Apatow movie "Funny People."



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July 19
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Marlon Wayans was supposed to be Robin in "Batman Returns"?!!!?

From the “Batman Returns” wikipedia:

The studio desperately wanted Robin to appear in the film. He was originally supposed to appear in the original film, though Burton and Hamm convinced Warner Bros. otherwise. Waters found writing the character very hard, because “Tim and I personally hate him, he’s just the most worthless character in the world, especially with Tim’s conception of Batman as the loner of loners.”[2] Waters had visioned Robin as the leader of a street gang, though before he was written as an African American, to which he forms a “hard-edged” relationship with Batman.[2]Batmobile after Penguin wrecks it. Waters quoted that the costume was to be “an old-fashioned garage mechanic uniform and it just has an ‘R’ on it.”[2] There was also to be a scene where he drives the Batmobile in the same manner he does in Waters and Burton argued that there were too many characters in the script and then visioned another version of the character. He was then written as an intelligent African-American working in an autoshop garage. He was to supposedly fix the Batman Forever, which Waters feels, “they [the writers of Batman Forever] ripped me off! They didn’t even give me free popcorn for that!”[2]Marlon Wayans was cast in the role and was even paid with a contract of two films. He was initially cast in the role for Batman Forever but Wayans later said, “They decided they wanted somebody white,” which would turn out to be Chris O’Donnell. Wayans was paid for both films without having to do any acting.[9]


July 18
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HarrisRules reviews "The Dark Knight"

I’ve mentioned my little cousin Harris in the past. Basically, he’s the funniest person in the world. He IM’d me about Dark Knight and this was our conversation. Note that the TV shows I mention are shows that he DVR’s and watches religiously. He is the only person I know that watches these shows.

harrisrules :I SAW THE DARK KNIGHT
harrrisrules: IT WAS AMAZING!
me: was it better than NBC’s Las Vegas?
harrirules: yeah
me: Burn Notice on USA?
harrirules: yea
me: Psych on USA?
harrirules: YES
me: Cinnabon?
harrirules: NO


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Well if it isn’t my good friend the beef tenderloin at Canele! This place was incredible.
Well if it isn’t my good friend the beef tenderloin at Canele! This place was incredible.

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Why sooooo seeweeous?
Why sooooo seeweeous?

July 17
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Wow. If you aren’t psyched for the Watchmen, best to go ahead and take me off your bookmarks/stop following my Tumblr.
Wow. If you aren’t psyched for the Watchmen, best to go ahead and take me off your bookmarks/stop following my Tumblr.

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Exclusive Deleted Scene from The Dark Knight with Aziz Ansari

Yes, its true. I was in The Dark Knight and my scene got cut. Here it is

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This guy will be taking over Arnold’s role in the new Terminator Salvation movie. This is also the most hilarious photo of a human being I’ve ever seen.
(via www.aintitcool.com)

This guy will be taking over Arnold’s role in the new Terminator Salvation movie. This is also the most hilarious photo of a human being I’ve ever seen.

(via www.aintitcool.com)


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Santogold and Diplo - Guns of Brooklyn (Clash Cover)

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July 16
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humangiant:

robhuebel:
Human Giant is so psyched for Comic Con!

humangiant:

robhuebel:

Human Giant is so psyched for Comic Con!