Seriously TSA, cut Rob some slack here, that thing sure doesn’t look comfortable.
NOTE TO THE TSA:
Often when I travel, I wear my TG400 Penis extender underneath my clothes. This is not a weapon. I am making my dong bigger. But it is impossible to remove discreetly. Please be cool about this when I go through the metal detector. I promise I’m not going to blow up the plane with it.
Upcoming Standup Shows with Flight of the Conchords
I’m opening some dates on the Flight of the Conchords tour. Unfortunately, I think I’m posting this after all these shows have already sold out.
May 27th - San Francisco - Knob Hill
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May 29th - San Francisco - Davies Symphony Hall
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May 30th - Los Angeles - Orpheum Theatre
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June 1st - Los Angeles - Orpheum Theatre
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I'm doing standup at Union Hall on Sunday.
Tearing the Veil of Maya With Eugene Mirman and Michael Showalter Union Hall in Park Slope Doors at 730PM. The show usually has a long line, I’d recommend getting there early. I apologize for the late notice.
Hercules and Love Affair - Athene (via DFA Records)
Check out this album if you like this song, its solid.
Seven Year Old Gangsta Steals SUV!
Whoa! This kid is thug life. I wonder if he’s familiar with Donut from “The Wire.”
I know where I’ll be May 2nd from 11:00 am to 12:30 pm.
A video congratulating and celebrating Diddy’s career and star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame made by Diddy
50 Cent: Blood On The Sand Video Game Trailer
Someone posted this on Tumblr a few days back but the video link went dead. This is incredible. Give it about 50 seconds and it gets pretty crazy.
On a side note, why don’t more people give that song “Ayo Technology” more love? I think its unbelievable.
Times’ Restaurant Critic Frank Bruni gives a list of his favorite casual, neighborhoody restaurants in NYC. I’ve been to only a few on his list. Here’s mine:
Market Table
Dell’anima
Cafe Habana
Momofuku Ssam
Shake Shack
Itzocan Cafe
Caracas
Il Bagato
Little Owl
Shorty’s.32
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