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My name is Aziz Ansari. I'm an actor/comedian based in Los Angeles.
I play Tom Haverford on NBC's Parks and Recreation.



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December 14
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Box Elders - Stay

Thanks to @jwoliner for turning me on to this jam.


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Ladies and gentlemen, the best Mortal Kombat back tattoo I’ve ever seen.

Ladies and gentlemen, the best Mortal Kombat back tattoo I’ve ever seen.


December 11
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Raekwon ft. Ghostface - Rainy Dayz

Been listening to a lot of Wu. Cuban Linx 2 is RIDIC! Reminded of this jam from Cuban Linx 1. So good.


December 10
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Someone gave me an oil painting of Souljaboy at my Largo show last weekend. Thank you so much! I like how Souljaboy looks likes he’s looking at the city and reflecting on the state of the world. In his eyes, you can see him deep in thought about global warming, the lack of fresh water in parts of the third world, the AIDS crisis in Africa, and the genocide in Darfur all at the same time. Or maybe he’s just thinking about how he needs to get rims with dollar bill signs on them.

Someone gave me an oil painting of Souljaboy at my Largo show last weekend. Thank you so much! I like how Souljaboy looks likes he’s looking at the city and reflecting on the state of the world. In his eyes, you can see him deep in thought about global warming, the lack of fresh water in parts of the third world, the AIDS crisis in Africa, and the genocide in Darfur all at the same time. Or maybe he’s just thinking about how he needs to get rims with dollar bill signs on them.


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HEY LA PEOPLE! -- HALF OFF TICKETS

I can think of no one I’d rather spend Christmas with than J. Montgomery Scott. Don’t sleep LA!

paulscheer:

Hey Everyone…For a limited time I’m offering 2-For-1 (or Half-Off Tickets) for Tonight’s LARGO SHOW just email, scheershow@me.com and they will put you on a special list for tonight’s show featuring…..

  • Tim Heidecker (Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job)
  • Nick Kroll (The League)
  • Steve Agee (The Sarah Silverman Show)
  • and a Musical Performance by Army Navy

PLUS

  • Scott Aukerman (CDR Radio 103.1)
  • Jon Daly** (Rich Dicks and Ed Hardy Boys)
  • Brett Gelman* (Adult Swim’s EAGLEHEART)
  • Seth Morris (Funny or Die)
  • BJ Porter (Comedy Death Ray and Mr. Show)
  • Owen Burke
  • Eugene Cordero

THE J. MONTGOMERY SCOTT CHRISTMAS SHOW SPECTACULAR

December 10th @ 9PM

LARGO at the CORONET 366 La Cienga Blvd

LOS ANGELES, CA 90048


December 08
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Dave Sitek and I are working on a mixtape together. That’s all we’re saying for now, but if everything we have in mind comes together, I can promise three things:
1. Y’all ain’t ready.
2. Motherfuckers need to know.
3. Get yo’ shit.
Ok, you can read a little more info at Pitchfork…

Dave Sitek and I are working on a mixtape together. That’s all we’re saying for now, but if everything we have in mind comes together, I can promise three things:

1. Y’all ain’t ready.

2. Motherfuckers need to know.

3. Get yo’ shit.

Ok, you can read a little more info at Pitchfork…


December 07
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Questlove on Parks and Rec...

The critics have been really kind to Parks and Rec this season. But of all the praise the show has received, I believe the recent set of tweets from Questlove of the Roots is my favorite.

“Parks and Recreation is the Wu Tang of comedy. an ensemble cast of which all the cast shines.” - Questlove

I nominate that to be on the cover of the Season 2 DVD if possible. Later, Quest broke down who is who in the analogy and the results are pretty spot on IMO:

Leslie/Poehler = The Rza
Tom/Aziz = ODB
Ann/Rashida = Method Man
Ron/Nick Offerman = Ghostface Killah
Andy/Chris = Raekwon
Mark Brendanawicz/Paul = Inspectah Deck
April/Aubrey = Gza
Jerry/Jim = Masta Killa
Donna/Retta = U-God
Dave/Louis CK = Redman

Futher anaylsis from Questlove here: http://tl.gd/15t1f


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Onion News Network - New Anti-Smoking Ads

Onion News Network always killin’ it.


December 04
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One of my favorite things ever. Ron Swanson going to town on a strip club breakfast buffet.
Now, if someone can make a GIF of Ron covering up his plate during the “glitter bomb”…

One of my favorite things ever. Ron Swanson going to town on a strip club breakfast buffet.

Now, if someone can make a GIF of Ron covering up his plate during the “glitter bomb”…