What the fuck are Jason Woliner and Brett Gelman doing??? THIS LOOKS INSANE!
1000 Cats… Coming Soon!
Last week, myself, my cousin Nafeesa, Eric Wareheim, and Jason Woliner went on a “taco tour” with Chef Roy of the Kogi BBQ Taco Truck and some foodie bloggers. It was pretty awesome. Here are the photos and recaps from the tour. Enjoy!
UPDATE: Second write-up here:
http://oishiieats.blogspot.com/2009/03/appreciating-taco-warriors-with-kogi.html
NEW PARKS AND RECREATION SITE!
We premiere a week from Thursday at 8:30! Amy is on the Tonight Show tonight at 11:35 pm. In the words of Wesley Snipes in the Blade trailer, “oooh… so exciting!”
HELP! Belkin TuneTalk vs. New iPod Nanos
I did a bunch of a new standup material last night and tried to record with my Belkin TuneTalk on a new iPod Nano and it didn’t work. Anybody else run into compatibility problems with this thing and the new iPod nanos? Is there some trick to getting it to work?
I don’t want to just buy a new Belkin and that not be the problem, so wanted to check with the Internet. If anyone has any tips or advice, please kindly email me?
DARWISH VS. KANYE
What happens when one of hip hop’s greatest and some silly little Indian kid from Georgia go head to head in an email/IM battle?
My little cousin Darwish, brother of Harris (whom someone of you may know from my standup) is quickly catching up to Harris in terms of ridiculousness. Last week, he finally discovered Kanye West’s music and went nuts. He started a firing off a ton of IMs:
Dar: Aziz
Dar: Kanye West is ridiculous
Dar: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD AMAZING???
Dar: IT REALLY IS AMAZING
Aziz: Yeah, he’s great right?
Dar: when he goes around bragging
Dar: now I know why
Dar: wow
Dar: JUST WOW
10 minutes later…
Dar: aziz I think this is like the 10th time ive listened to amazing in a row
Dar: i was just like browsing and I found it it
Dar: and boom! my head was just auto bobbing
Aziz: go download Flashing Lights, that’s probably my favorite Kanye song
Dar: who’s someone else good?
Aziz: You ever listened to any Wu Tang?
Dar: no but i’ve heard of him
Dar: he raps a lot about karate right?
Kanye knows of Harris and Darwish through my standup so I emailed him Darwish’s IMs.
Kanye responded:
woooow! new fans yeeeessss!!!! more people that don’t hate me
BUT 10 minutes late I received this from Darwish:
Dar: AZIZ
Dar: FLASHING LIGHTS
Dar; is straight rip off from a NeYo song
Aziz: what?
Aziz: kanye stole it??
Dar: uh… yeah
Dar: omg
Dar: Listen to “Miss Independent” by NeYo
Dar: wats kanyes email?
Aziz: what you want to email him?
Dar: idk its pretty messed up
Aziz: i’ll email him for you
I email Kanye :
Uh oh. You may have spoken to soon. I told him to get “Flashing Lights” and now he’s upset, he’s ACCUSING YOU OF JACKING BEATS!!! Do you care to respond???”
Kanye responded:
nooooooooooooooo! that song came out afterwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I forwarded the response to Darwish:
Aziz: I think you owe Mr. West an apology!
Dar: oh tell him his song was better anyways and ask if he likes Akon
Official Goal for 2009 - Get Darwish, Harris, and Kanye in the same room together. That would be the photo to top all photos.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN DARWISH, MY CRAZY LITTLE COUSIN, GETS IN AN IM FEUD WITH KANYE WEST??
FIND OUT LATER TODAY… (WHEN I HAVE TIME TO POST IT)
Classic Todd Barry Clip from Conan
I’m reblogging this mainly because I know it will piss Todd Barry off.
(via robhuebel)
“They were like, ‘It’s either going to be a spinoff of ‘The Office’ or a totally separate thing,’ ” Mr. Ansari said. “It could have been like, ‘Yeah, so it’s about you and Vin Diesel running a day care center together, and then at night you’re vigilantes, and you fight crime.’”
