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My name is Aziz Ansari. I'm an actor/comedian based in Los Angeles.
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August 22
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People that publish those 33 1/3 books,
Let Tom Scharpling write this book.
Thanks.

People that publish those 33 1/3 books,

Let Tom Scharpling write this book.

Thanks.


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This song is incredible. Myself and HG’s Jason Woliner are big time Cass fans.

adamfrucci:

Cass McCombs - Your Mother and Father

I’ve been listening to Pandora a lot this week and discovering lots of great music I haven’t heard before. This is one of my favorite finds.


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BREAKING:

Holy shit. I want that song now.

davidcho:

New Hov record is leaking soon…get this:

Jay-Z feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne, and T.I. - ‘S.L.U. (Swagger Like Us)’

This song may or may not make the internet explode.


August 21
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I beg you, please watch this until the :22 second mark.

I can’t write a funny comment about this as I am just speechless.


August 20
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FUCK YOU TIME WARNER. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

So I just downloaded Mad Men 204 off the internet (supposedly in HD, but a 351MB file for an hourlong is never a good sign). Now like a fucking worthless asshole, I have to go find my DVI to HDMI cable and hook it up to my TV like a total piece of shit.

What about the audio? I gotta through a fucking shoebox full of dumb cables and find a 1/8” to RCA adapter and hook that up to my receiver. So then, HOPEFULLY, I can watch the episode in HD with surround sound without commercials like a normal human being.

I hope you’re happy. You’d have helped me avoid a lot of headaches if you just put the episode up like you were fucking supposed to.

I hate you Time Warner. I’m gonna switch to AT&T U-Verse or some shit, you just wait and see Time Warner. You’ll be sorry you never put that episode up.


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Hey Time Warner, what the fuck is your problem?

Ok. Its Wednesday and the new episode of Mad Men (episode 204) STILL hasn’t shown up on the HD Showcase on Demand menu. Its FUCKING Wednesday. These episodes are supposed to go up on Monday!!!!

What am I supposed to do? DVR it on Standard Definition and watch it in non-HD like a fucking asshole? Fast forward through commercials like a total piece of shit?

For fuck’s sake, fix the HD Showcase on Demand channel and get Mad Men 204 up on the menu.

If anyone’s with me on this, reblog it.

We will be heard.


August 19
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WHAT THE FUCK. PART 10.
PEREZ HILTON JUST TOLD ME THAT THIS PHOTO WAS ACTUALLY TAKEN AFTER JASON CHEATED ON LC WITH AUDRINA, AND THEN REVERSE CHEATED ON AUDRINA WITH LC, THUS GETTING BACK WITH LC IN THE PROCESS.
JASON???! WHAT’S GOING ON HERE??!
paulscheer:

RIP: This Relationship
humangiant:

azizisbored:

Lauren Conrad and Human Giant director Jason Woliner gettin’ cozy??!
From his Facebook:
“Me and my new girlfriend, LC. We are deeply in love.”
Please reblog this photo til’ infinity.

WHAT THE FUCK. PART 10.

PEREZ HILTON JUST TOLD ME THAT THIS PHOTO WAS ACTUALLY TAKEN AFTER JASON CHEATED ON LC WITH AUDRINA, AND THEN REVERSE CHEATED ON AUDRINA WITH LC, THUS GETTING BACK WITH LC IN THE PROCESS.

JASON???! WHAT’S GOING ON HERE??!

paulscheer:

RIP: This Relationship

humangiant:

azizisbored:

Lauren Conrad and Human Giant director Jason Woliner gettin’ cozy??!

From his Facebook:

“Me and my new girlfriend, LC. We are deeply in love.”

Please reblog this photo til’ infinity.


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Not much to say here, what Paul is saying is true.
Jason also inked a deal to direct his own series of Girls Gone Wild videos that will be more vagina focused than previous GGW ventures.
paulscheer:

NEWSFLASH!
Joe Francis bought the rights to “HUMAN GIANT” and is launching a spinoff called HUMAN GIANT: THE NEXT GENERATION with Brody Jenner and his friends. It starts this fall on MTV. Here’s everyone at the launch party
We couldn’t be happier!

Not much to say here, what Paul is saying is true.

Jason also inked a deal to direct his own series of Girls Gone Wild videos that will be more vagina focused than previous GGW ventures.

paulscheer:

NEWSFLASH!

Joe Francis bought the rights to “HUMAN GIANT” and is launching a spinoff called HUMAN GIANT: THE NEXT GENERATION with Brody Jenner and his friends. It starts this fall on MTV. Here’s everyone at the launch party

We couldn’t be happier!


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LAUREN IN TEARS AS PAUL AND ROB BREAK THE NEWS ABOUT JASON AND AUDRINA.
paulscheer:

HUMAN GIANT LOVE AFFAIR LEAVES BROKEN HEARTS IN THEIR WAKE
Scheer and Huebel Console the Brokenhearted L.C. After she heard the news about Jason and Audrina.

LAUREN IN TEARS AS PAUL AND ROB BREAK THE NEWS ABOUT JASON AND AUDRINA.

paulscheer:

HUMAN GIANT LOVE AFFAIR LEAVES BROKEN HEARTS IN THEIR WAKE

Scheer and Huebel Console the Brokenhearted L.C. After she heard the news about Jason and Audrina.


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WHAT THE FUCK PART 2.
NOW PAUL IS REPORTING THAT WHITNEY FROM THE HILLS IS HAVING A SIZZLING LOVE AFFAIR WITH HUMAN GIANT ROB HUEBEL.
EGOTASTIC WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SLEEPING ON THIS??!!?
paulscheer:

THE HUMAN GIANT LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE HILLS THICKENS….
ROB HUEBEL ELOPED WITH WHITNEY PORT LAST NIGHT IN A BEACHFRONT CEREMONY.

WHAT THE FUCK PART 2.

NOW PAUL IS REPORTING THAT WHITNEY FROM THE HILLS IS HAVING A SIZZLING LOVE AFFAIR WITH HUMAN GIANT ROB HUEBEL.

EGOTASTIC WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SLEEPING ON THIS??!!?

paulscheer:

THE HUMAN GIANT LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE HILLS THICKENS….

ROB HUEBEL ELOPED WITH WHITNEY PORT LAST NIGHT IN A BEACHFRONT CEREMONY.