NEW PARKS AND RECREATION SITE!
We premiere a week from Thursday at 8:30! Amy is on the Tonight Show tonight at 11:35 pm. In the words of Wesley Snipes in the Blade trailer, “oooh… so exciting!”
HELP! Belkin TuneTalk vs. New iPod Nanos
I did a bunch of a new standup material last night and tried to record with my Belkin TuneTalk on a new iPod Nano and it didn’t work. Anybody else run into compatibility problems with this thing and the new iPod nanos? Is there some trick to getting it to work?
I don’t want to just buy a new Belkin and that not be the problem, so wanted to check with the Internet. If anyone has any tips or advice, please kindly email me?
DARWISH VS. KANYE
What happens when one of hip hop’s greatest and some silly little Indian kid from Georgia go head to head in an email/IM battle?
My little cousin Darwish, brother of Harris (whom someone of you may know from my standup) is quickly catching up to Harris in terms of ridiculousness. Last week, he finally discovered Kanye West’s music and went nuts. He started a firing off a ton of IMs:
Dar: Aziz
Dar: Kanye West is ridiculous
Dar: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD AMAZING???
Dar: IT REALLY IS AMAZING
Aziz: Yeah, he’s great right?
Dar: when he goes around bragging
Dar: now I know why
Dar: wow
Dar: JUST WOW
10 minutes later…
Dar: aziz I think this is like the 10th time ive listened to amazing in a row
Dar: i was just like browsing and I found it it
Dar: and boom! my head was just auto bobbing
Aziz: go download Flashing Lights, that’s probably my favorite Kanye song
Dar: who’s someone else good?
Aziz: You ever listened to any Wu Tang?
Dar: no but i’ve heard of him
Dar: he raps a lot about karate right?
Kanye knows of Harris and Darwish through my standup so I emailed him Darwish’s IMs.
Kanye responded:
woooow! new fans yeeeessss!!!! more people that don’t hate me
BUT 10 minutes late I received this from Darwish:
Dar: AZIZ
Dar: FLASHING LIGHTS
Dar; is straight rip off from a NeYo song
Aziz: what?
Aziz: kanye stole it??
Dar: uh… yeah
Dar: omg
Dar: Listen to “Miss Independent” by NeYo
Dar: wats kanyes email?
Aziz: what you want to email him?
Dar: idk its pretty messed up
Aziz: i’ll email him for you
I email Kanye :
Uh oh. You may have spoken to soon. I told him to get “Flashing Lights” and now he’s upset, he’s ACCUSING YOU OF JACKING BEATS!!! Do you care to respond???”
Kanye responded:
nooooooooooooooo! that song came out afterwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I forwarded the response to Darwish:
Aziz: I think you owe Mr. West an apology!
Dar: oh tell him his song was better anyways and ask if he likes Akon
Official Goal for 2009 - Get Darwish, Harris, and Kanye in the same room together. That would be the photo to top all photos.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN DARWISH, MY CRAZY LITTLE COUSIN, GETS IN AN IM FEUD WITH KANYE WEST??
FIND OUT LATER TODAY… (WHEN I HAVE TIME TO POST IT)
I’m reblogging this mainly because I know it will piss Todd Barry off.
(via robhuebel)
WE HAVE TO SAVE LUDACRIS!!
Every morning, Ludacris twitters that he’s having his daily shot of Mangosteen. Out of curiousity, I looked it up and apparently Mangosteen can cause health problems with extended use, including severe lactic acidosis (Source: http://tinyurl.com/cd234k) . Its health benefits are also dubious. I REPEAT LUDA HAS A SHOT EVERY DAY.
I have been trying to warn Luda over Twitter, but my efforts have failed. Someone with access to Luda needs to let him know. ITS UP TO US TO SAVE HIM.
The paraphrase Luda’s own “One More Drink,” if Luda has one more shot of Mangosteen, he’s gonna end up fucking nobody but himself.
HELP ME SAVE LUDACRIS INTERNET!!
1. Reblog this post.
2. Twitter Luda at http://twitter.com/ludajuice
3. Contact Def Jam Records through DefJam.com and let them know one of their artsits is POISINING THEMSELVES EVERY MORNING!!
Together, we can stop this HO-rrible tragedy.
In honor of the recent announcement that Friday Night Lights will be getting renewed for a new season, I’ll be doing Friday Night Lights tweets today and until I get tired of it.
Here are some of the updates I’ve done today, check the feed link above for all the latest:
Hey @TheSmash, we hitting up the Alamo Freeze tonight after the game?? Also, you down for some Applebee’s action this weekend?
Yo @BuddyGarrity, we hitting up the Landing Strip tonight? Might grab a few at Smitty’s with @Riggins too if you wanna roll with.
