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My name is Aziz Ansari. I'm an actor/comedian based in Los Angeles.
I play Tom Haverford on NBC's Parks and Recreation.



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June 25
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My Cousin Darwish Reviews Transformers 2!

My cousin Darwish saw Transformers 2, I IM’d him for his thoughts:

Aziz: how was transformers dar?
Dar: omg
Dar: its really good
Aziz: really?
Dar: yeah, idk y reviews arent good
Aziz: what’s so good about it?
Dar: shia labeouf just doing his thing
Aziz: what’d you think about the little racist black transformer twins?
Dar: o those guys were hilarious
Aziz: it didn’t seem racist?
Dar: not really
Dar: just having fun


June 22
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Triumph Visits Bonnaroo

Of course, this is fucking hilarious. Seriously, watch this whole thing, so good.


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Really Yahoo? THIS is the most important story of the day?!

Really Yahoo? THIS is the most important story of the day?!


June 19
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NEW CLIPSE FEATURING KERI HILSON! EYES ON ME! PRODUCED BY THE NEPTUNES!!

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Update: Audio fixed, my fault)

(via nahright)

(Double Update: NOT the official version. Mastered verison yet to come.)


June 17
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Clipse - Virginia (Lost Woods)

As long as we doing Zelda shit today, check out this sick Clipse remix by Team Teamwork.

(Here’s a link for more stuff by these dudes - http://teamteamwork.bandcamp.com - including the whole Ocarina of Rhyme mixtape)


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This should be the most viewed video on YouTube ever. Thank you Aniz (@SouthCackNeezy).


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I said to the girl, ‘Hey, was it good for you, too?’ And she said, ‘Well, I guess it’ll get better eventually.’ Sadly, she wasn’t right. It wasn’t better for her or any of the women who subsequently agreed to sleep with me.
Judd Apatow in Playboy this month

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A CLIP FROM THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME:

RE-DO starring GEORGE SIMMONS!!!


June 12
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Convo with my Brother

Aniz: bro
Aniz: this is fucked up
Aniz: They wouldn’t take Marco’s blood at the blood drive cause he was gay
Aniz: He’s school president
Aniz: he arranged the whole event
Aziz: WHOOOOOA! WHAT???!
Aziz: is there a news article linking to this?
Aniz: Oh
Aniz: I’m talkin about whats going on in the episode of Degrassi I’m watching