Dear People Magazine,
Aziz Ansari, Maxwell, and John Stamos here. Thanks for including us in your Sexiest Man Alive issue. Coincidentally, in addition to being the sexiest men of our respective ages, we are also best friends. Maxwell brought the magazine to brunch over the weekend and we all got a nice kick out of it. So thank you. Sincerely,
Aziz Ansari, Maxwell, and John Stamos
I am biased, but yes, this is going to be very awesome.
The greatest TV show of all time.
Why would any American not watch this? The truth yall.
The 100 Greatest Lines from The Wire
I mean, I can’t not post this, right? (via Pat Healy)
This is the DOPEST SCARF EVER. Pockets that are perfect for storing your iPod, your phone, or a substantial amount of cocaine. Available in several different colors also. Order it here.
Lil Wayne - “The Carter” (Sundance) Documentary Trailer
Saw this the other night and I can’t recommend it enough. Very fascinating. I’m off to go make some beaucoup money.
Saturday, November 14, 2009, 7:00 pm PT, Los Angeles
In Person
Amy Poehler, “Leslie Knope”
Aziz Ansari, “Tom Haverford”
Paul Schneider, “Mark Brendanowicz”
Nick Offerman, “Ron Swanson”
Greg Daniels, Cocreator/Executive Producer
Michael Schur, Cocreator/Executive Producer
Additional panelists to be announced.
Can’t beat City Hall? Come join them instead, as Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler) and the rest of the Pawnee, Indiana, Parks and Recreation department, now in their second season, and finally having filled in the abandoned construction pit, visit the Paley Center to talk about their half-hour weekly mockumentary on NBC.
Click the link above for tickets.
Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening
Hour standup special debuts January 17th on Comedy Central.
CD/LP and DVD arrive January 19th wherever fine products are sold.
Click here to read more about the album/special and about upcoming episodes of Parks and Recreation, including details on our trip to “The Glitter Factory” on EW.com.
Jason Woliner may have started the best Tumblr ever. Faces of Old Dogs. This is probably my top face so far.
Hopefully Jason can sell this idea as a coffee table book to coincide with either the release of Old Dogs on DVD or Old Dogs 2: Pups on the Loose* in theatres.
Click below for more:
*That’s the title I hope they go with anyway.
Is it weird that I’m so psyched to be ranked higher than Tim Riggins on this list?? HAHAHAH! “Clear eyes! Full hearts! Can’t lose!” Oh wait, you did lose! TO ME RIGGINS!! HAHAHAH!
