Aziz is Bored

My name is Aziz Ansari. I'm an actor/comedian.
I'm on tour. Come see me.

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April 04
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Saw this old lady fight off a mugger today in SF.

Saw this old lady fight off a mugger today in SF.


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Davies Symphony Hall in SF. For @joemande’s intro, we blasted the “That’s So Raven” theme song. The acoustics were perfect.

Davies Symphony Hall in SF. For @joemande’s intro, we blasted the “That’s So Raven” theme song. The acoustics were perfect.


April 03
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"Hellloooooooo!" Visiting famous SF landmarks. 👵

"Hellloooooooo!" Visiting famous SF landmarks. 👵


March 31
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.@joemande rocking that new green jacket on green screen look.

.@joemande rocking that new green jacket on green screen look.


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Seattle. Moore Theatre. 2 more shows tonight. #ModernRomanceTour

Seattle. Moore Theatre. 2 more shows tonight. #ModernRomanceTour


March 04
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Joe Mande is opening certain dates on the Modern Romance tour! THIS BOY IS A PROBLEM Y’ALL!!!!

(Source: stand-up-comic-gifs)


March 03
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I leave for 2 minutes to go get a stupid cheeseburger and this happens. God damn it. 

I leave for 2 minutes to go get a stupid cheeseburger and this happens. God damn it. 


February 27
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Newly discovered baby Aziz photo. #tbt

Newly discovered baby Aziz photo. #tbt


February 26
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TOUR UPDATE: Added more shows to meet demand in Austin, SF, Chicago, NOLA, Minneapolis, Charleston, Seattle, Bakersfield, Milwaukee. Buy tickets now at tour.azizansari.com. If you don’t see your city, sign up to be notified when we add it on the site. Here’s full list of shows on sale now: 

MARCH 7 - 7pm - South Bend, IN - Morris Performing Arts Center

MARCH 13 - 7pm - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music Hall

MARCH 13 - 10pm - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music Hall

MARCH 14 - 730pm - Atlanta, GA - Fox Theater

MARCH 16 - 10pm - Saint Petersberg, FL - The Mahaffey Theater

MARCH 26 - 7pm - Portland, OR - Keller Auditorium

MARCH 27 - 7pm - Eugene, OR - Hult Center for the Performing Arts

MARCH 31 - 7pm - Seattle, WA - Moore Theatre

APRIL 3 - 10pm - San Francisco, CA - Davies Symphony Hall

APRIL 5 - 7pm - Bakersfield, CA - Fox Theatre

APRIL 5 - 10pm - Bakersfield, CA - Fox Theatre

APRIL 6 - 7pm - Santa Barbara, CA - Arlington Theatre

APRIL 19 - 930pm - Austin, TX - Bass Hall

APRIL 21 - 7pm - New Orleans,LA - Mahalia Jackson Theater

APRIL 21 - 10pm - New Orleans,LA - Mahalia Jackson Theater

APRIL 24 - 730pm - St. Louis, MO - Fox Theatre

APRIL 25 - 7pm - Cincinatti, OH - Horseshoe Casino

APRIL 25 - 10pm - Cincinatti, OH - Horseshoe Casino

APRIL 26 - 7pm - Columbus, OH - Palace Theater

MAY 1 - 945pm - Boston, MA - The Wilbur Theatre

MAY 2 - 10pm - Boston, MA - The Wilbur Theatre

MAY 3 -  830pm - Providence, RI - Veterans Memorial Auditorium

MAY 4 - 7pm - Springfield, MA - Symphony Hall

MAY 15 - 7pm - Nashville, TN - Jackson Hall at TPAC

MAY 17 - 7pm - Minneapolis, MN - Orpheum Theatre

MAY 19 - 7pm - Milwaukee, WI - Riverside Theater

MAY 19 - 930pm - Milwaukee, WI - Riverside Theater

MAY 20 - 7pm - Madison, WI - Overture Center

MAY 21 - 7pm - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theater

MAY 21 - 10pm - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theater

TOUR UPDATE: Added more shows to meet demand in Austin, SF, Chicago, NOLA, Minneapolis, Charleston, Seattle, Bakersfield, Milwaukee. Buy tickets now at tour.azizansari.com. If you don’t see your city, sign up to be notified when we add it on the site. Here’s full list of shows on sale now:

MARCH 7 - 7pm - South Bend, IN - Morris Performing Arts Center

MARCH 13 - 7pm - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music Hall

MARCH 13 - 10pm - Charleston, SC - Charleston Music Hall

MARCH 14 - 730pm - Atlanta, GA - Fox Theater

MARCH 16 - 10pm - Saint Petersberg, FL - The Mahaffey Theater

MARCH 26 - 7pm - Portland, OR - Keller Auditorium

MARCH 27 - 7pm - Eugene, OR - Hult Center for the Performing Arts

MARCH 31 - 7pm - Seattle, WA - Moore Theatre

APRIL 3 - 10pm - San Francisco, CA - Davies Symphony Hall

APRIL 5 - 7pm - Bakersfield, CA - Fox Theatre

APRIL 5 - 10pm - Bakersfield, CA - Fox Theatre

APRIL 6 - 7pm - Santa Barbara, CA - Arlington Theatre

APRIL 19 - 930pm - Austin, TX - Bass Hall

APRIL 21 - 7pm - New Orleans,LA - Mahalia Jackson Theater

APRIL 21 - 10pm - New Orleans,LA - Mahalia Jackson Theater

APRIL 24 - 730pm - St. Louis, MO - Fox Theatre

APRIL 25 - 7pm - Cincinatti, OH - Horseshoe Casino

APRIL 25 - 10pm - Cincinatti, OH - Horseshoe Casino

APRIL 26 - 7pm - Columbus, OH - Palace Theater

MAY 1 - 945pm - Boston, MA - The Wilbur Theatre

MAY 2 - 10pm - Boston, MA - The Wilbur Theatre

MAY 3 - 830pm - Providence, RI - Veterans Memorial Auditorium

MAY 4 - 7pm - Springfield, MA - Symphony Hall

MAY 15 - 7pm - Nashville, TN - Jackson Hall at TPAC

MAY 17 - 7pm - Minneapolis, MN - Orpheum Theatre

MAY 19 - 7pm - Milwaukee, WI - Riverside Theater

MAY 19 - 930pm - Milwaukee, WI - Riverside Theater

MAY 20 - 7pm - Madison, WI - Overture Center

MAY 21 - 7pm - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theater

MAY 21 - 10pm - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theater