Aziz Is Bored
My name is Aziz Ansari. I'm an actor/comedian based in Los Angeles. I'm on the sketch comedy show Human Giant. I enjoy fine food and watching Lost.
May 08
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I'm performing at a benefit tomorrow in LA...

A COMEDY CURE FOR CHOROIDEREMIA!
MOLLY MALONE’S IRISH PUB 575 S. FAIRFAX AVE
THURS. MAY 8TH

8pm - 9:15 pm STAND UP COMEDY

Greg Fitzsimmons (Sirius Howard 101, Best Week Ever)
Steve Agee (Sarah Silverman Show)
Aziz Ansari (Human Giant)
Maria Bamford (Comedians of Comedy)
Jen Kirkman (Late Late Show)


9:30pm MUSIC/Comedy

THE MIGHTY REGIS

THE DIRGES

Pay what you can at the door. Suggested donation of at least $10 per person. 100% of what is donated goes to THE CHOROIDEREMIA RESEARCH FOUNDATION. Choroideremia is a degenerative, hereditary eye disease that attacks the peripheral vision and slowly erodes it over time until total blindness.

www. eyefund. org www. curechm. org www. myspace. com/choroideremia www/myspace. com/ejscott

If you aren’t in town you can still spread the word and/or donate by going to eyefund.org or curechm.org The Charity is a 501 C3 Govt approved Charity all donations are 100% tax deductible.


May 07
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This past Sunday, after many trials and tribulations, I finally sat down and enjoyed 10 courses of inspired deliciousness at Momofuku Ko. Its the most I’ve ever worked for to get a meal and it was worth it. I will not soon forget my meal at Ko, but one bite in particularly, will hold a special place in the memories of my taste buds - the first bite of the fried short rib. I’m not sure what happened, but my mouth went apeshit. Incredible. (here’s a photo of the dish via scaredy_kat)
This past Sunday, after many trials and tribulations, I finally sat down and enjoyed 10 courses of inspired deliciousness at Momofuku Ko. Its the most I’ve ever worked for to get a meal and it was worth it. I will not soon forget my meal at Ko, but one bite in particularly, will hold a special place in the memories of my taste buds - the first bite of the fried short rib. I’m not sure what happened, but my mouth went apeshit. Incredible. (here’s a photo of the dish via scaredy_kat)

May 06
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Japanese Impersonators do “We Are the World” - This is so bizarre. Please watch this at least til you see the Bruce Springsteen and Cyndi Lauper impersonators.

May 04
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Seriously TSA, cut Rob some slack here, that thing sure doesn’t look comfortable.  
robhuebel:  
NOTE TO THE TSA: Often when I travel, I wear my TG400 Penis extender underneath my clothes.  This is not a weapon.  I am making my dong bigger.  But it is impossible to remove discreetly.  Please be cool about this when I go through the metal detector.  I promise I’m not going to blow up the plane with it.

Seriously TSA, cut Rob some slack here, that thing sure doesn’t look comfortable.

robhuebel:

NOTE TO THE TSA:

Often when I travel, I wear my TG400 Penis extender underneath my clothes. This is not a weapon. I am making my dong bigger. But it is impossible to remove discreetly. Please be cool about this when I go through the metal detector. I promise I’m not going to blow up the plane with it.


May 03
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Upcoming Standup Shows with Flight of the Conchords

I’m opening some dates on the Flight of the Conchords tour. Unfortunately, I think I’m posting this after all these shows have already sold out.

May 27th - San Francisco - Knob Hill
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May 29th - San Francisco - Davies Symphony Hall
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May 30th - Los Angeles - Orpheum Theatre
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June 1st - Los Angeles - Orpheum Theatre
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May 02
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I'm doing standup at Union Hall on Sunday.

Tearing the Veil of Maya With Eugene Mirman and Michael Showalter Union Hall in Park Slope Doors at 730PM. The show usually has a long line, I’d recommend getting there early. I apologize for the late notice.

May 01
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Hercules and Love Affair - Athene (via DFA Records)

Check out this album if you like this song, its solid.


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Check out the latest project from Hollywood super producers Bob and Harvey Weinstein!

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Seven Year Old Gangsta Steals SUV! 

Whoa! This kid is thug life. I wonder if he’s familiar with Donut from “The Wire.”