“Why I am late for this important meeting? I’m sorry… I was about to leave my house when I saw this weird looking kid on an early 90s sitcom and I just had to find out what he looks like now. You understand right? No?”
Dear Internet,
More GIFs of Jerry please.
Thanks.
I’m very excited about this playlist, I think you’ll like it. After each track, I provide a Recommended activity to do while listening to the song. For example:
8) Neon Indian: ‘Deadbeat Summer’
Recommended: Eat a weed caramel and then try to convince your neighbor to invest in your new business idea — a DVD player that always has two DVDs in it — ‘Terminator 2’ and ‘Die Hard.’
Aziz Ansari joins Terry Gross for a conversation about his career, his DVD and what exactly the made-up word “tatties” might mean.
I am very proud to have that description of my interview written up on NPR.org. Listen to the interview by clicking the link above.
One of my favorite interviews I’ve done in a while for the good folks over at Turntable Lab. You can order my album on Vinyl and DVD over there and support one of my absolute favorite places to buy music and other weird shit. The interview starts off with some nerdy turntable talk but we delve into important topics right away:
Any career tips for HUSTLERS?
Never stop hustlin’. When you feel like quitting the hustle, start hustling harder. When you’ve hustled harder and you’re like, “Ok, I can take a break from hustling.” Then.. YOU HUSTLE EVEN HARDER.
Indulge the blog readers for a sec: along the similar lines: You’ve made it. Any specific times/occurances where you thought: damn, I’m famous.
When Diddy and I were riding jetski’s side by side in tuxedo’s and jumped into a hot tub full of Ciroc, champagne, and Asian women.
There was also that time I beat 50 Cent at an arm wrestling competition at Fabolous’ house.
Also, I feel famous every time I walk into a Planet Hollywood and am seated IMMEDIATELY, line or no line. When you can get seated quickly at Planet Hollywood, then you are famous son.
Since this is our Singles issue, got any hilarious dating stories you want to share?
I’ll answer this as Randy: “Good: Yeah, I met this girl at Whole Foods and we got our fuck on all night long. Bad: One time I got peanut butter all over my dick!”
Here’s a link to an interview I did with The Onion AV Club. We discuss many things including the world famous food club I started with Eric Wareheim and Jason Woliner and also the time Quentin Tarantino yelled ‘Raaaaaaaandy!’ at me.
BREAKING BAD IS BACK MARCH 21ST.
Pretty sure its the best TV show I’ve seen since “The Wire.” If you ain’t up on it, you should be.
In case you didn’t see it on Twitter, we got picked up for a third season. New episodes start this week! Not to get you overhyped, but I think the next streak of episodes is pretty killer.
